Dear Lauren,

My internet went out again... You know, it's odd this keeps happening. Maybe it's the fact that a bunch of birds like to mess around outside my house or something. I know your probably recording, edited, or messing around with Bobby and Dexter by the time I send this, But I don't want to use up the data in my phone by texting.

Plus, I think it means more to take your time to write something for others.

Maybe when I get my internet back, we could do a conspiracy video together.

Just a thought.

Sincerely, Scott (DangThatsALongName)