Leafpool: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Mukuro: Bold of you to assume I was born at all

Tommy: I personally was created in a lab

Noya: I just straight up spawned lol

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*Papryus and Noya are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Papyrus: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Noya, deadpan: Well that's encouraging

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Sky: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Daisy: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Mami: Smad

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Taka: I think we're missing something

Mukuro: Teamwork?

Leon: Cohesion?

Kazuichi: A General sense of what we're doing?

(Eclipse, COLLIDE, and Kaboom crossover?! Nani?! Those last two are kewl fangans made by my friends :3)

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Annabeth: Top 30 reasons why Annabeth is sorry...Number 5 will surprise you!

Ed: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR F*CKING A*S RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Hibiki: With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Leafpool, tending to Daisy's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Daisy: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

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*Mastermind and Traitor skipping stones on lake*

MM: It's such a beautiful evening.

Traitor: Take that you f*cking lake

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Ed: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Ash: Ed no

Mami: Mistlefoe

Ash: Please stop encouraging him

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Kazuichi: Tommy, can you pass the salt?

Tommy: *throws Susie across the table*

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Sky: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation

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Leafpool: What's up guys? I'm back

Mami: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die

Leafpool: Death is a social construct

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Mukuro: This is bothering me

Noya: Well, you are digging up a corpse

Mukuro: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually

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Daisy: Favorite horror movie

Minami: It

Mami: Saw

Isabelle: Annabelle

Sky: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Hibiki: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ed: Put spaghetti in it

Hibiki: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you

Kazuichi: Put spaghetti in it

Hibiki: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two

Papyrus: Put spaghetti in it

Hibiki: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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Lloyd: You love me, right Hibiki?

Hibiki: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Tommy: Goodnight moon

Tommy: Goodnight tree

Tommy: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see

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Lloyd: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on

Ash: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Mami isn't

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Link: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Daisy: My record is four, but I think I can do it

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Link: How do I deal with my enemies?

Sky: Kill them

Link: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Sky: Kill them only a little?

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Leafpool, texting Mukuro: Mukuro! Help I'm being kidnapped

Mukuro: Where are you?

Leafpool: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Mukuro: I'll call Tommy

Tommy, answering his cell: Yello?

Mukuro: Where's Leafpool? She texted me that she was being kidnapped

Tommy: Leafpool? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me-

Tommy:

Tommy: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Tommy: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Leafpool: WHO ARE YOU?!

(POV: Leafpool saw Tommy post revival stage. Those who know, know)

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Leafpool: Mukuro...

Mukuro: Oh no, 'Mukuro' in b-flat

Mukuro: You're disappointed

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Susie: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Susie: *punches wall*

Susie:

Susie: Take me to a hospital

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Ed: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Minami: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Ed: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Kazuichi: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kazuichi and Hibiki, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Isabelle: Our turn, Susie! One, two, three- Vanilla!

Susie, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake

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Link: Violence isn't the answer

Daisy: You're right

Link: *sighs in relief*

Daisy: Violence is the question

Link; What?

Daisy, bolting away: And the answer is yes

Link, running after her: NO-

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Mastermind: I told Traitor their ears flush when they lie

Monokuma: Why?

Mastermind: Look

Mastermind: Hey Traitor! Do you love us?

Traitor, covering their ears: No

Monokuma:

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Sky: Ok, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Ash: Twelve, actually

Sky: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that

Ash: Yours!

Sky: That's right: no one's

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Noya: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Mukuro: *turning to Tommy* How tall are you?

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Hibiki: You have to apologize to Lloyd

Sky: Fine

Sky: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever

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Leafpool: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Mami: Not if they consent to it

Ash: Depends who you're stabbing

Kazuichi: YES?!

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Minami, about Isabelle: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group

Papyrus: Are we stealing them?

Link: New or used?

Minami: Wonderful responses, both of you

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Link: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day

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Leafpool, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Noya, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Tommy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Mukuro, trembling: What are we playing?

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Annabeth: So what's for dinner?

Ed, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret

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Link: If you had to choose between Sky and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Noya; That depends, how much money are we talking about

Sky: Noya!

Link: 63 cents

Noya: I'll take the money!

Sky: NOYA!!!

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Kuro: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars

Tommy: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life

(Into Code's Kuro meets Eclipse's Tommy, Pog!)

A/N: I may start a new book on Incorrect quotes based on my already published books. Maybe