By -tomriddIe (and a smidge of extension from me)

goyle's pov:
i was gracefully waddling around the hogwarts grounds. my black robes swished and swashed around my legs as i strutted to the quidditch pitch to watch my crush, draco malfoy, play against gryffindor. draco has really nice abs, and such an attractive face, also a nice big fuckable ass. i don't think he likes me, nobody likes me. even spiders run away when they see my ugly face. as i was walking down the path, something bright and blinding come towards me, i stopped for a moment and realised it was hagrid's motor bike. OH FUCKING SHI---

hagrids pov:
i was driving and i ran over goyle. welp I'm gonna get fired now for sure, I guess that I better get to packing my bags.

goyles pov:
i'm dying, hagrid ran me over with his bike, i'll never be able to see draco again. goodbye, my love, I will love you till the end of days.

Crabble's pov:
I was walking to the lake and then I saw Hagrid run my love over and then i shot a jelly legs jinx at Hagrid that missed horribly, afterwards I fainted.

Harry's pov:
I was walking with Draco listing to him rant about how much he hated Goyle when suddenly a school owl dropped a letter. Turns out that It said that Goyle died, the wizarding popo think that he got run over by a vehicle although they're not sure how.

dracos pov:
lmaooo goyles dead
i never liked him anyways

And for all of you amazing people that want to read the unedited version here it is.

By -tomriddIe (the original one)

goyle's pov:
i was gracefully waddling around the hogwarts grounds. my black robes swished around my legs as i strutted to the quidditch pitch to watch my crush, draco malfoy, play against gryffindor. draco has really nice abs, and such an attractive face. i don't think he likes me, nobody likes me. even spiders run away when they see my ugly face. as i was walking down the path, something bright came towards me, i stopped for a moment and realised it was hagrids motor bike.

hagrids pov:
i was driving and i ran over goyle.

goyles pov:
i'm dying, hagrid ran me over with his bike, i'll never be able to see draco again. goodbye, my love

dracos pov:
lmaooo goyles dead
i never liked him anyways