Contest Rules:

Title: The Lost _______ {fill in the blank}

Subtitle: It all started when I lost my _______ {you can use something else as a subtitle, this is just a simple example}

Genre: Random/Humor

Author: Make someone up. Or if you are soooooo very "creative" put my username.

Mood: Whatever comes to your mind.

Requirements: Make it weird but funny. I know you all have that side of you. For all I care make it dumb in a smart way.

Example:

Comment if you are joining, and if you want, tag somebody who may join too.

Due date: August 2, midnight, Eastern Daylight Time.