UK being an innocent bean
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UK's P.O.V.
After a night of good sleep, I wake up. I already know It's going to be great. But first breakfast. I get out of bed, go to the bathroom. I take a shower. I'll never get used to my wings. They're hard to wash and not easy to sleep with. But other than that, they're fine. I finish showering, I step out, put on my clothes and brush my theeth. I go downstairs, I make a full english breakfast and some tea. I eat my breakfast and drink my tea. It's great as always. I like my food more than other countries's dishes, and others like it too. Like Belgium and Canada. They're always nice to everyone. And especially me for some reason. I finish eating and I go to put on my shoes. I go out the door and to the grocery store. It isn't far, only 20 minutes of walking. I don't like using my wings or flying. It makes me feel superior and I don't like that. I eventually arive, get my groceries and go to check-out.
UK: "Goodmorning my good friend Ireland."
Ireland: "Hi Britain, here to make fun of me again?"
UK: "What? Of course not. I'm sorry if I ever did that."
Ireland: "Yeah right. Keep telling yourself that. Just let me scan your groceries and piss of."
UK: "I'm sorry Ireland. I'll see you later."
He scans them, I pay and I go back to my house. I enter my house and look at my calender. Blimey! I forgot that it's my son America's birthday today and we agreed his party would be at my house. I still need to get a present for him. I already know what to get him. I'll have to wait a bit, neither the bank or the store were his present is are open. So I go to make some tea. I take my tea, go to my couch and watch some tv. I slowly drink my tea. It's an interesting show. I watch until it's lunch time. I get up, make some more tea and some lunch. I eat my lunch and drink my tea. I put away my dirty dishes and go to my car. The bank is far and so is the store. I drive for 30 minutes. When I arrive, I step out and go inside.
UK: "Good afternoon my good friend Switzerland."
Switzerland: "Good afternoon Britain. What can I do for you today?"
UK: "Could I withdraw £5000? It's for a present."
Switzerland: "Of course! Here you go. And just a little question for that party later tonight. Can me and Belgium stay at your house for the night?"
UK: "Of course you two can."
I don't mind Belgium and his boyfriend staying at my house for a night. Anything for him. I see him as my own son. I did help him get his independence after all. I get my money and go outside. I go to my car to see it got stolen. Blimey! Well I've got no other choice than to fly. I take of my shirt and spread my wings. I go up and fly to my destination. After a few minutes of flying I get to the place I need to be. It's quite remote but it's the only place they sell what I need. I go up to the entrance of the truck and knock. The door opens and Texas says hello.
Texas: "Good afternoon Britain. What can I get you today?"
UK: "Good afternoon my good friend Texas. I need a colt CM901. It's for America's birthday."
Texas: "Of course, if it's for my old man, then you'll get a discount. That will be £4000 please."
UK: "Thank you and here you go. Until next time."
Texas: "See ya... fucking dumbass."
I get out of the truck and fly again back to home. I did hear Texas whisper something under his breath. I didn't fully understand it but it's probably nothing. I fly for a couple of minutes. Back to my house. I didn't realize the newer guns were so heavy. But it's something for America. I open the door and go inside. I put the gun on the table and grab some wrapping paper, a ribbon and a box. I put the gun in the box and close it. I then wrap it and tie the ribbon around it. I put the present away and go to my couch to rest a bit. I look at the time and see that it's already quite late. The guests should be arriving soon. Better to make some dinner. I get up and go to the kitchen. I take some cooking equipment and ingredients and start making some dinner. I finish just in time, because the first guests are here. I open the door and see America. I let him in and we hug.
UK: "Good to see you again America."
America: "Good to see you too Dad."
UK: "Let's wait on the other guests before we eat."
America: "Sure thing dad."
He comes in and sits on the couch. We wait for a half an hour for everyone to arrive. When everyone was here, we went to sit at the table and start to eat. Belgium is sitting next to me and Switzerland. He seems to enjoy my food. And America complimented it aswell. We all finish eating and we go back to the living room. We all give our presents to America, first mine. He opens it and is ecstatic. He hugs me again and says his thanks. He uses the same amount of energy for the rest of gifts. After that we play some games like monopoly, halli galli and jenga for a couple hours. After everyone people went home, Belgium and Switzerland already went to sleep. I cleaned the mess that was made and also went upstairs to sleep. I do hear some strange noises from Belgium's and Switzerland's room. I get closer to hear it better.
Belgium: "Ah~ faster!"
Do what faster? I'll just ask them. I open the door and see Switzerland laying on top of Belgium. Kind of a wierd way to sleep but who am I to judge.
Britain: "Hey is everything alright here? I heard som wierd noises here."
Switzerland: "Uhm... it's nothing... We were just having some... uhm... 'private time'."
Britain: "Alright. Just say if you need anything."
I leave the room and go to my bed. I hope they have fun. Whatever they are doing. I take of my clothes and get a goodnight sleep for the long day I had.
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Sorry it took so goddamn long to make. I didn't really know what to make so I hope you liked it.
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