I know this isn't suppose to be a rant book, but this was just too good not to post.

Now, all of you OUAT fans are super excited I bet for Season 4 coming out Sep. 28, right?

All except this girl.

Granted, I am totally gonna watch it cuz OUAT is one of my top fandoms. But, I am a bit upset that they're using Frozen and stuff. I have so many predictions about Elsa and chiz (Regina killed they're parents? Rumple messed up and gave Elsa ice powers? Was he the one who erased Anna's memory, like the trolls?) and I get them doing it cuz it's all recent, but it's freakn' owned by Disney, so couldn't do they do something else?

So far all the villains have been amazing (Regina and Rumple? AWESOME! Cora? Scary but a perfect villain! Peter Pan? My evil genius buddy! Zellina? O_O that woman scares me). Hans or Elsa? Nah...

So this is an entire rant dedicated to how I myself would write Season 4.

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Part One: I'm Sorry, You Need A Villain?

I think maybe (maybe) OUAT is running out of villains to put in the show. I mean, after all, they did make that ploy of doing the Wizard of Oz characters.

Need proof? Peter and Rumple are the only two villains who aren't related to Regina. -_-

Anyway, I'm not commenting on the villains because like I said before, Zellina and Cora are pretty awesome.

I personally don't like the villain options for Season 4, and since Disney has made quite a few great movies with amazing villains, I'm sure they could do something with that. So yeah.

Cruella De Ville

Aww, who can forget the amazing song about this iconic villain from 101 Dalmatians. The way I would've wrote her, she would have been Archie (Jiminey Cricket)'s mother, only way older! She would come to Storybrooke, all glamorous after coming into some money. Then she would cause some havoc and try to turn Pongo, Archie's dog, into a fur coat! Hey, did any of you notice Archie's dalmatian is the same one that was in 101 Dalmatians? *raises an eyebrow* no? 

Ursula

She. Got. One. Freaking. Episode. As a kid, she was one of my favorite Disney villians. BRING BACK URSULA!!!!!!!!!!!

Jafar 

Wha-what's that? Oh yeah. DISNEY YOUR AN IDIOT! Elsa and Hans are owned by the weird guy with the parrot. And a staff. And weird mind possessing powers.

The Shadow Man

I can't remember if that's his real name or not, but he's that awesomely creepy guy from Princess And The Frog who sings 'The Other Side' :3

So, Disney, I'm sure you can find a better villain that'll last half the season before you kill them.

Part 2: Who's That? Let Me Guess... DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every good story has multiple parts to them, but for Gods' sake, please finish them OUAT! I have noticed so many loose ends and so many unexplained factors.

Now, my theory is they do this on purpose to make things more interesting and fit the little puzzle pieces in later, so we all smack our foreheads in disbelief (I mean, Peter Pan being Rumple's... uh... maybe I shouldn't in case I spoil something).

But I'd just like to point out a couple:

Hansel and Gretel

Dear god, what happened? This was one episode I was so hoping they'd continue, but they refused to, the little butts! Did they find their father? WHERE ARE THEY IN STORYBROOKE?

OUAT creators, go fall in Tartarus covered in hundreds of paper cuts and stay there until you bring me this episode.

Ursula?

Like I said, she only got one episode! Regina should totally accidentally pretend to be her again, then Ursula comes to Storybrooke!

CinderFreakingElla

She got one and a half episodes, and she's an iconic fairytale character! Dear gods, they better bring her back!

Neverland

This is more of the unexplained part. The one thing I was really looking forward to in Season 3 was for them to do an episode about Belfire in Neverland, why it was so scary and why Peter Pan was to be feared.

I mean seriously, raise your hand if you want Peter back in at least one episode, and Neverland and Neal! *raises hand*

Neal

This actually doesn't count, I just miss my old ship so much... But I think I like Captain Swan a bit better.

Glinda?

I kinda want Glinda to be there if Elsa does come to Storybrooke. I think I ship them *shrugs*

So yeah, if you have anymore loose ends you notice leave em' in the comments.

Part Three: General Ideas

I hope the dear writers of OUAT are reading this, because I'm about to give them a boatload of ideas.

Aladdin

This is an iconic Disney movie, and none of it (I REPEAT NONE OF IT) has ever been used. Genie in Storybrooke? Jasmine, Aladdin, Genie, Jafar... gods that would be an amazing season.

Tarzan

Emma vs. Tarzan

Jane and Belle.

Wouldn't you watch that?

GIANT SPIDERS!!!!

*shrugs* Don't judge me.

Alice In Wonderland

Now, I know the Queen of Hearts, Cora, is dead (Suck it up if I spoiled it for you, Season Oners).

But I wanna know what Jefferson is up toooooooo. And Alice is so adorable, she needs to be there.

Pixies

We got Tinkerbell. If Disney is so into this, it'll bring all of the gang in. OMG WHAT IF PETER KILLED THEM ALL!

-_- I'm mad now. Peter totally killed them all.

Ghosts

I thought it was hilarious when Cora possessed Snow.

DIE MAID MARIAN

I ship Robin and Regina so hard.

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So I'm done and that was my OUAT rant. Thanks for watching.