Hi Guys! Okay, I have a request. I just finished a new part on my book Art Of Death, and I was hoping you guys could check it out! If blood makes you queasy, than this is not for you. BUUUUTTT, if you like a gruesome, exciting, slightly funny, story, PLEASE READ!!!!

If you read my book, and comment and vote, I will personally check out ALL your books and advertise them!!!!!

And to prove this wasn't a waste of your time, here is a couple jokes.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Fine, where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house then, smart-aleck?

Me: You'll never believe me.

Police: Just tell me, kid.

Me: Next to my house.

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Add just one word to ruin a movie title:

Batman Begins College

The Longest Yard Sale

Charlotte's Web Cam

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After my first therapist session, I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried and hugged my sister and I.

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Until 1961, it was illegal to attempt suicide in the U.K.

The punishment was death.

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Congratulations! By reading this, you have won a lifetime supply of air!!!

Not valid underwater, in space, when dead, or while choking.

Thank you, thank you! AWESOMESAUCEOREO out!!!