Okay, this is for anyone who has asked me to mention their books; please put your name in the comments below and I will be sure to feature you in at least ten weeks. Also, YOU GUYS ARE SO AMAZEBALLS YOUR COMMENTS MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!! Shoutout to SoulEcho (very interesting books; little to no cliches). And R, who has written two books, one is slightly more mature, and I warn you, I have not read them yet, but she asked.

So, for what you've all been waiting for, the actual update! And, for my fellow Potterheads ⚡️, I hope you like the meme above :). It sorta relates to the last joke, but is mostly, utterly random.

Tristan: Jenny, I want to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?

Neil: Sorry, this isn't Jenny, it's Neil, her dad. I have a question; do you love my daughter?

Tristan: Yes of course. I'd do anything for her.

Neil: Even take a bullet for her?

Tristan: Definitely.

Neil: Lovely, meet at our house in the backyard in ten minutes.

Horses On Boats

Barry: Hey, wanna come over and watch Snakes On A Plane?

Girlfriend: Sure! What is it about?

Barry: Horses. Horses on boats.