Hiya, guys! On a scale of one to ten, how sucky is school being?

INFINITY TO THE POWER OF INFINITY.

Anyway, to start the book off, I have a BURN from my new math teacher, Mrs. Wible. She is awesome, and really good at comebacks!

Mrs. Wible to a boy goofing off: Do I have to phone Coach Talley (Football coach) to ask him to cancel the game?

Boy: But this is the last class, and football games are a lot of pressure!

Mrs. Wible: Funny, I didn't think there was much pressure on the bench.

Class: BUUUUUUURRRNNNNN!!!!!!