Sans: 19 DAYS

You: AAAAAAAA

Sans: How are you awake at 4 am tho

You: well I have like a fucked up sleep rhythm due my insomnia :D

You: So that means that I can stay up longer

You: idk I don't need that much sleep

You: I can have like 5 hours of sleep and that's ok for me

Sans: Nice

Sans: A fellow insomniac

You: you too?

Sans: yup

You: How come?

Sans: Well it started off with these nightmares

Sans: Lets just say something happened in the underground which traumatized me

Sans: And it happened more than one time

Sans: So I got nightmares from that

Sans: And I eventually gave up on sleeping

Sans: So I have like 3 hours of sleep

You: Arent you tired?

Sans: Nah I sleep throughout the day

You: Well same goes for me I guess

You: I had nightmares too so I stopped sleeping

You: I don't regret stopping sleeping though

Sans: ?

You: Well I have more time for myself and I can go out and ride anywhere when it's dark cus it's not busy on the roads

Sans: true true

Sans: Same goes for me I guess

You: nice

You: I'm with my friend btw

You: we did a sleepover thing

Sans: Coolio

You: Imma make some coffee brb

Sans: okki

Sans: I'll just be lonely here

Sans: sooooo lonely

[Sans changed their name to Lonelyguy69]

Lonelyguy69: ha ha I'm so alone

You: HELLO

You: HI

You: HAHAH I UNLOCKED ALEX HER LAPTOP

You: Who the fuck are you

Lonelyguy69: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Lonelyguy69: I'm sans

Lonelyguy69: hi

You: OH SANS

You: are you like the skeleton alex is constantly talking about

Lonelyguy69: I guess??

Lonelyguy69: What did she say bout me tho

You: Oh you know

You: SANS BBY <3

Lonelyguy69: ...

Lonelyguy69: did my pickuplines work

You: I guess so lol

You: so tell me about yourself

You: hmm

Lonelyguy69: well I'm abandoned by alex

Lonelyguy69: SHE LEFT ME FOR COFFEE

You: lol wait she is coming back

Lonelyguy69: k

Lonelyguy69: heiiiiii alex

You: what

You: WAIT JESS

You: hold on i'll sue her

Lonelyguy69: okok

You: did it

You: btwimnotalwaystalkingaboutyou

Lonelyguy69: HMM WELL JeSS SAID DIFFERENT??

Lonelyguy69: YOU LOOOOOVE ME

[Lonelyguy69 changed their name to lovelyskeledude69]

lovelyskeledude69: ha

lovelyskeledude69: alex loves me

You: P L A T O N I C

lovelyskeledude69: lol wait that reminds me of something

lovelyskeledude69: One time, when frisk fell into the underground they went on a date with Papyrus

You: what isn't frisk like 8 and pap like 17

lovelyskeledude69: let it be

lovelyskeledude69: so papyrus asked frisk out on a date and it was fun

lovelyskeledude69: then at the end of the date papyrus wanted a platonic relationship

You: lol

lovelyskeledude69: the date was at home and he literally said:

lovelyskeledude69: "WE CAN GO INSIDE AND DO WHAT PEOPLE DO ON A DATE"

lovelyskeledude69: I tried so hard not to laugh

You: HAHAH

lovelyskeledude69: they were heading into papyrus' room

You: ohmygod

You: HAHAHAHHA

You: Alex.exe has stopped working

[ lovelyskeledude69 has changed their name to Sans ]

Sans: ye that kid can be pretty great

You: are they coming on tour as well?

Sans: Dunno

Sans: don't think so tho

Sans: don't think tori will let them

You: ah

You: but

You: 19 DAyS!

Sans: ks;ajdklalsdj

Sans: ew so mettaton was here again

Sans: and he gave me this ugly shirt

Sans: with his head on it

Sans: actually it was a bunch of those ugly shirts

Sans: and I have to wear them on tour

You: lololol

You: Sansaton

You: shipit

Sans: alesans ;))))

You: Salex ;)))

Sans: are we seriously shipping ourselves

You: yes

Sans: platonicrelationshipgoals

You: ikr

Sans: ololol

You: wait jess is screaming at her laptop what

Sans: lol wat

You: she was on the mettaton tumblr tag again

Sans: HAHAH

You: You know the tour trailer on youtube right

Sans: ye

You: SHE HAS BEEN REPLAYING IT LIKE FOR THE WHOLE DAY

You: AND SHE IS SCREAMING 19

You: asjlkdfc

You: I still love that child tho

Sans: lol

Sans: literally everyone is screaming 19

Sans: I think undyne is tagging along cus we're going to japan

You: she a weeb too?

Sans: YES

Sans: it was funny in the underground

Sans: Alphys had said that anime is actually human history

Sans: and that manga is human history as well

You: LOLOl

Sans: they are so cute as a couple though I cant

You: fish lady x dinosaur/lizard lady

You: 10/10

Sans: ITS CUTE YOU'RE GOING TO SCREAM IF YOU SEE THEM OK

You: probably

You: what if I cant find you though

Sans: just visit the hotdogstand

Sans: or the mobile restaurant

Sans: ill be there

You: aye okok

You: so ill have to look for a short skeleton, probably sleeping and wearing an ugly mettaton shirt

You: all right

Sans: add a blue jacket, basketball shorts and pink slippers to the list and  you got the guy

You: You basketball?

Sans: nope

Sans: I only dunk children

You: what

Sans: nothing

You: WhAt

Sans: ill tell u 

Sans: its gonna be a long story though

Sans: so prepare

You: Okok

Sans: So in the underground, there were resets. The person with the most determination could reset the timeline. Resetting means going back to a certain point. It whipped all the memories of the monsters, but mine

Sans: So I remember all resets

Sans: One day, Frisk, who has the most determination, gets possessed by chara. Chara is a demon.

Sans: Frisk, or chara killed every monster in the underground 

Sans: I would have to stop them. So I dunk kids when they want a bad time.

Sans: they would reset to the point where they would try to beat me constantly. I remember killing them over and over again

Sans: I also remember dying

You: jesus

You: well I understand your nightmares now

You: damn

You: What does dying feel like?

Sans: Well you know that monsters turn to dust when they die right?

You: yup

Sans: Well idk. its like you're fading away

Sans: And poof there you are again, in another timeline where frisk is the almighty pacifist

You: So you remember getting out of the underground?

Sans: We got out multiple times

Sans: Frisk promised  not to reset anymore though. Everyone is happy here.

You: well that's good

Sans: yup

You: Are you all right though?

Sans: nope

Sans: but I'm getting better

You: Is there something I can do?

Sans: You're already doing it

You: :D

You: Jess is sleeping lol

Sans: ha

You: lolol she is snoring

Sans: You go sleep as well now

You: ok dad

Sans: u can call me daddy

Sans: ;))))

You: OKAY BYE SANS

Sans: BYE

You: Same time tmorrow

Sans: OFC

Sans: SLEEP WELL

You: U 2