Sans is now online!

Sans: So how was your friend?

You: It was pretty fun actually :D We watched spirited away

Sans: I think I heard Alphys talk about that movie.. is it worth the watch?

You: YES! I loved it so much I can't

You: who's Alphys btw

Sans: undynes gf

You: Oh I heard her talking about her

You: she is also a nerd?

Sans: Yup

You: nice

You: so

You: how

You: has

You: your

You: day

You: been

Sans: well I had a free day today

Sans: So I went to visit the kid with Pap

You: the kid?

Sans: oh right. Well they're called Frisk and they're the ambassador of monsters

Sans: So I Went there with pap and hung out with tori for like the rest of the day

You: (dunnowhotoriisbutok)

Sans: Tori is the queen of monsters. Her ex is Asgore, the king of monsters
You: dude

You: you hang out with the Queen of monsters?

Sans: Yup

Sans: we have a friendly history together though

Sans: wanna hear it?

You: Sure :D

Sans: So in the underground, there was a village I lived in: Snowdin. And I was walking trough the forest one day, and found this huge door.

Sans: So I thought: Lets practice my knock knock jokes here

Sans: One day, I was knockin' him out as usual, and someone behind that door actually laughed. I smirked and told more jokes.

Sans: Then, she tells a joke

Sans: And that was basically how I met tori

You: *sniffs*

You: this could be in a game or something

You: like you are a laid back character in the game with this cool past

Sans: I'd play it

You: same

You: What does the underground look like though?

Sans: Never been to it?

You: (I'm on the other side of the world what did you expect)

Sans: true

Sans: So there are like a couple of regions

You: okok

Sans: You have Snowdin, Waterfalls, Hotland and the core

You: nice

Sans: I lived in Snowdin with pap. Undyne lived in Waterfalls and Alphys and Mettaton lived in Hotland

You: Who lived in the core?

Sans: some monsters. Not much though

You: Would you go ever back there?

Sans: Dunno. I like it up here.

You: Ikr  you can have the wind in your hair as you ride your cool car

You: if you're wearing a wig that is

Sans: Pap has a cool car actually

Sans: It's like a red race car

You: Nice :D

You: By the way, what do your friends look like?

You: (I kinda want to have a face by the name)

Sans: You sure you aren't some 58 guy?

You: Last time I checked I was

Sans: ok ok

Sans: Well uh well you know mettaton

You: yes

You: What do undyne and alphys look like?

Sans: Uh well undyne is like a blue fish lady with an eyepatch and red hair

You: 'fish lady'

Sans: tch

Sans: Alphys is like a yellow dinosaur/lizard with a labcoat and glasses

You: nice nice

Sans: So you know who to pick up in your van now

You: *sighs* finally

Sans: I'd pick you up but i'd rather take you out

Sans: ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

You: go use your pickup lines on tori boneboy

Sans: ew she is like 100000 years old

You: lol

Sans: Nah she belongs with Asgore

You: cute cute

Sans: Did you fart

Sans: because you blew me away

You: help me

Sans: So what are you wearing

Sans: (IM ASKING FOR A FRiEND)

You: WELL IM WEARING SWEATPANTS

You: and a shirt

You: :D

Sans: the sweatpants would look even better if it would be accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s

You: ...

You: ...............

Sans: ..

You: are your mom and dad religious

You: CUS YOU SURE ARE THE BOMB

You: cue laughing

Sans: pls

Sans: .......

You: lmao

Sans: oh btw alphys asked me this

You: ?

Sans: Are you from Japan?

You: nope

Sans: ah that's too bad cus I would have been all up in japanties

You: that's even worse

You: ..

You: I'm so proud

Sans: How did you not block me yet

You: dunno man. I'm easy to amuse

Sans: So I'm easy amusement?

You: Well after tonight you're gonna be hard amusement

You: ;)))))))

You: ;)))))))))))

Sans: YOU TRICKED ME

You: HAHAHAH

Sans: IM PROUD BtW

You: HAHA

You: I can't rn I'm proud of that one

Sans: same same

Sans: Are you a 90 degree angle? Cus you sure are looking right

You: *crippling depression intensifies*

You: btw my sister came with this math problem

You: Idk I couldn't solve it

Sans: Lay it on me

You: Y + U = 25

You: like I don't get it

Sans: ?

You: oh wait

You: Y must be 15 cus U sure are a 10

Sans: ...

Sans: ...

Sans: that was smooth

You: I'm so smooth

Sans: You dropped something

You: what

Sans: my jaw

You: wait can you actually detach stuff

You: like your arms and shit

Sans: yup

You: that's so cool damn

Sans: ew mettaton is coming tonight to make 'a big announcement'

You: ha

Sans: pity me you don't have to sit around and look at a dramatic robot

You: believe me, when I'm with my friend, I do

Sans: well how about we throw ourselves a pity party then

You: sure

Sans: Oh he's here

You: Tomorrow?

Sans: same time

You: Yas

Sans: BYE

You: BYE

You: btw my body has 206 bones want to give me another one

You: OK BYE HAHA

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