
Chapter 21: A 'little' 'tipsy'
You: HEI BONEBOYYYY
You: U THERE???
Sans: yeh
Sans: good morning for you fleshgirl
You: saaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss
Sans: ye
You: bonedaddy
You: <3333
Sans: what
You: sansy pantsy
Sans: I'm genuinely confused right now
You: snassssssssssssss
Sans: ?????????/
Sans: Alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You: BONE ME
Sans: okay that's it are you drunk
You: what no
You: why would I be drunk
Sans: you sure?
You: yesss
Sans: you're drunk
Sans: for sure
You: Hey, Jess here. Alex is indeed drunk and she's passed out rn. I just caught her sitting on her laptop
Sans: oh hey jess
Sans: how come she was though
You: We went to a party of my friend but she didn't know the punch was spiked
Sans: ah
Sans: lol
Sans: s she allright tho
You: ye
You: She can handle it I guess
You: I'll get some water and ibuprofen for when she wakes up
Sans: nice
Sans: btw
Sans: did you know you could treat a hangover with tomatoes
You: nope I didn't
Sans: well tomatoes contain fructose which helps along the metabolism of alcohol in the body.
You: I didn't understand a single word of that sentence, but i'll give her some tomatoes
Sans: nice
Sans: eggs help as well
You: Why don't I know this
Sans: Eggs contain an amino acid called cysteine which helps counter the effects of acetaldehyde, a side effect of excessive alcohol consumption.
You: how do you know this
Sans: uh
Sans: google
You: ah
You: well that explains it
Sans: though, you have to say, feeding her some eggs would be an eggcellent idea
Sans: ;)))))
You: e n d m y s u f f e r I n g
You: literally, fun fact: Alex always makes breakfast which consists of eggs and bacon, and she always makes that pun
Sans: lol
Sans: so it doesn't CRACK you up anymore
You: I'm so done
Sans: ;-;
You: WELL YOLKS ON YOU IM NOT LEAVING
Sans: WHAHAHJKSLJKDL:F
You: I made a pun
You: yes, I, jess am capable of doing that
Sans: .-.
You: My puns are eggstravaganza
Sans: .......
Sans: good one
You: eggactly
Sans: I never thought I would get beaten by you
You: HAHAH
Sans: wow pal, don't get too eggcited
You: .ksljf;a
You: that's just me slamming alex' keyboard don't worry
Sans: lol
You: *twitching eye*
You: btw
You: I cant seem to figure this out
You: how o people see when eggs are hatched, if there are chickens in it
Sans: dunno
You: they have eggs-ray vision
Sans: I give up
Sans: ..........
You: what? Are you b-egg-ing me to stop
Sans: what is this
Sans: I thought you were like papyrus
Sans: less innocent but still against puns
You: oh I like to crack a few puns here and there
You: THAT ONE WASNT EVEN INTENDED IM A GENIUS
Sans: you sure are pal
You: omgjisodjfakl
You: I cant hold on
You: .jakjkdl
Sans: calm tf down jess
You: I JUST REMMEBERED IT IS ONLY 4 DAYS TILL THE CONCERT
Sans: IKR
You: You're on tour with them right?
Sans: I don't know, am I?
Sans: jk I am
You: HOW IS THE SHOW
You: WHAT SONGS IS HE GONNA SING
Sans: well the show is special
Sans: I guess you could call it that
Sans: dunno I'm just cookin pasta while everyone watches
Sans: though, I can hear his music in the kitchen
You: WHAT SOGNS DI D HE SING
Sans: uh
Sans: something about a poor robot and a rich ghost or something
You: JSDKLFJLSKD:J
You: POOR GHOST AND RICH ROBOT LOVE
You: THATS WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED
You: OML IS HE GONNA PERFORM IT
Sans: well I heard it so I guess so
You: *SCREETCH*
You: DID YOU HEAR MORE
Sans: I don't wanna spoil u
Sans: I'm all against spoilers
You: pls pls
You: pls
You: pls
You: pls
You: pls
Sans: shoo
You: pls
You: Pls
Sans: okok
You: YES
Sans: okay I heard something like 'waterfall waterfall, what if I fall into this abyss'
You: SCREEE
You: THATS MY FAVORITE SONG
You: ITS A REALLY DARK SONG TOO
You: OML HE's OGNNA PERFORM IT
Sans: shhhh
Sans: wait mtt makes dark songs as well
You: only a few
You: dunno he had like this period where he made a couple of dark songs and then went over to the more famous ones nowadays
Sans: okok
You: I think alex is waking up hold on
Sans: ok
You: she's waking up
You: shit wait I forget to get tomatoes and eggs
Sans: you're not suppose to do that directly after the pills ;)
You: shoo okok
Sans: say hi from me to her
You: shh I'm busy taking care of my child
Sans: what
You: I call her my child no more questions
Sans: ok
Sans: ill just sing a song then
Sans: or type it
Sans: wait I have to come up with a song first
Sans: JUST GIVE ME A CALL ON THE PHONE
Sans: THEY NEED A MONSTER THAT THEY CAN ROOT FOR
Sans: THEY NEED A MONSTER THAT THEY BELIEVE IN
Sans: AND I'LL BE THERE SHINING
Sans: AND DARLING I SWEAR I'LL NEVER LEAVE
Sans: jeez this mtt stuff is getting to my head
Sans: what is life
Sans: did you know that cats can't taste sweet things
Sans: and did you know that moths don't have a stromach
You: HA U FILTHY MTT FAN
You: ALEX IS BACK BITCHES
You: IM A LITTLE (much) VOMITING EVERYWHERE BUT OK
Sans: HEIIIIIIII
You: IM STILL TIPSY DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY FOR GRANTED
Sans: wait alex
Sans: just scroll up for a bit
You: oh You and jess talked?
You: OH MY GOD
You: OHHH MY GOD
You: SHE MADE PUNS
You: SHE ENVER DOES THIS
Sans: I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE PAP BUT LESS INNOCENT
You: SAME
You: IM GONNA TEASE HER FOREVER ABOUT THIS
Sans: HAHAHHAHA
You: EW wAIT HOLD ON JUST A SECOND
Sans: ok
You: JEss here again
You: status update: Alex is throwing up elegantly in the toilet
Sans: how can one throw up elegantly
You: its just the way of life
You: she is returning
Sans: okok
You: aaaaaaaaaaaand she passed out on the floor
Sans: she literally said she was just a little tipsy
You: lol
You: don't think so pal
You: she is like straight up drunk
Sans: lol
Sans: Well wish her good night from me
You: Will do Sans :D
Sans: take care of her k?
You: yes yes
You: OEH WAIT DOES SOMEONE CARE ABOUT HIS SPECIAL FRIEND
Sans: I sure do
Sans: well imma sleep now
Sans: I'm just bone tired
You: =.=
Sans: kay kay
Sans: Bye then
You: Bye :)
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