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Chapter 21: A 'little' 'tipsy'

You: HEI BONEBOYYYY

You: U THERE???

Sans: yeh

Sans: good morning for you fleshgirl

You: saaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss

Sans: ye

You: bonedaddy

You: <3333

Sans: what

You: sansy pantsy

Sans: I'm genuinely confused right now

You: snassssssssssssss

Sans: ?????????/

Sans: Alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You: BONE ME

Sans: okay that's it are you drunk

You: what no

You: why would I be drunk

Sans: you sure?

You: yesss

Sans: you're drunk

Sans: for sure

You: Hey, Jess here. Alex is indeed drunk and she's passed out rn. I just caught her sitting on her laptop

Sans: oh hey jess

Sans: how come she was though

You: We went to a party of my friend but she didn't know the punch was spiked

Sans: ah

Sans: lol

Sans: s she allright tho

You: ye

You: She can handle it I guess

You: I'll get some water and ibuprofen for when she wakes up

Sans: nice

Sans: btw

Sans: did you know you could treat a hangover with tomatoes

You: nope I didn't

Sans: well tomatoes contain fructose which helps along the metabolism of alcohol in the body.

You: I didn't understand a single word of that sentence, but i'll give her some tomatoes

Sans: nice

Sans: eggs help as well

You: Why don't I know this

Sans: Eggs contain an amino acid called cysteine which helps counter the effects of acetaldehyde, a side effect of excessive alcohol consumption.

You: how do you know this

Sans: uh

Sans: google

You: ah

You: well that explains it

Sans: though, you have to say, feeding her some eggs would be an eggcellent idea

Sans: ;)))))

You: e n d m y s u f f e r I n g

You: literally, fun fact: Alex always makes breakfast which consists of eggs and bacon, and she always makes that pun

Sans: lol

Sans: so it doesn't CRACK you up anymore

You: I'm so done

Sans: ;-;

You: WELL YOLKS ON YOU IM NOT LEAVING

Sans: WHAHAHJKSLJKDL:F

You: I made a pun

You: yes, I, jess am capable of doing that

Sans: .-.

You: My puns are eggstravaganza

Sans: .......

Sans: good one

You: eggactly

Sans: I never thought I would get beaten by you

You: HAHAH

Sans: wow pal, don't get too eggcited

You: .ksljf;a

You: that's just me slamming alex'  keyboard don't worry

Sans: lol

You: *twitching eye*

You: btw

You: I cant seem to figure this out

You: how o people see when eggs are hatched, if there are chickens in it

Sans: dunno

You: they have eggs-ray vision

Sans: I give up

Sans: ..........

You: what? Are you b-egg-ing me to stop

Sans: what is this

Sans: I thought you were like papyrus

Sans: less innocent but still against puns

You: oh I like to crack a few puns here and there

You: THAT ONE WASNT EVEN INTENDED IM A GENIUS

Sans: you sure are pal

You: omgjisodjfakl

You: I cant hold on

You: .jakjkdl

Sans: calm tf down jess

You: I JUST REMMEBERED IT IS ONLY 4 DAYS TILL THE CONCERT

Sans: IKR

You: You're on tour with them right?

Sans: I don't know, am I?

Sans: jk I am

You: HOW IS THE SHOW

You: WHAT SONGS IS HE GONNA SING

Sans: well the show is special

Sans: I guess you could call it that

Sans: dunno I'm just cookin pasta while everyone watches

Sans: though, I can hear his music in the kitchen

You: WHAT SOGNS DI D HE SING

Sans: uh

Sans: something about a poor robot and a rich ghost or something

You: JSDKLFJLSKD:J

You: POOR GHOST AND RICH ROBOT LOVE

You: THATS WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED

You: OML IS HE GONNA PERFORM IT

Sans: well I heard it so I guess so

You: *SCREETCH*

You: DID YOU HEAR MORE

Sans: I don't wanna spoil u

Sans: I'm all against spoilers

You: pls pls

You: pls

You: pls

You: pls

You: pls

Sans: shoo

You: pls

You: Pls

Sans: okok

You: YES

Sans: okay I heard something like 'waterfall waterfall, what if I fall into this abyss'

You: SCREEE

You: THATS MY FAVORITE SONG

You: ITS A REALLY DARK SONG TOO

You: OML HE's OGNNA PERFORM IT

Sans: shhhh

Sans: wait mtt makes dark songs as well

You: only a few

You: dunno he had like this period where he made a couple of dark songs and then went over to the more famous ones nowadays

Sans: okok

You: I think alex is waking up hold on

Sans: ok

You: she's waking up

You: shit wait I forget to get tomatoes and eggs

Sans: you're not suppose to do that directly after the pills ;)

You: shoo okok

Sans: say hi from me to her

You: shh I'm busy taking care of my child

Sans: what

You: I call her my child no more questions

Sans: ok

Sans: ill just sing a song then

Sans: or type it

Sans: wait I have to come up with a song first

Sans: JUST GIVE ME A CALL ON THE PHONE

Sans: THEY NEED A MONSTER THAT THEY CAN ROOT FOR

Sans: THEY NEED A MONSTER THAT THEY BELIEVE IN

Sans: AND I'LL BE THERE SHINING

Sans: AND DARLING I SWEAR I'LL NEVER LEAVE

Sans: jeez this mtt stuff is getting to my head

Sans: what is life

Sans: did you know that cats can't taste sweet things

Sans: and did you know that moths don't have a stromach

You: HA U FILTHY MTT FAN

You: ALEX IS BACK BITCHES

You: IM A LITTLE (much) VOMITING EVERYWHERE BUT OK

Sans: HEIIIIIIII

You: IM STILL TIPSY DONT TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY FOR GRANTED

Sans: wait alex

Sans: just scroll up for a bit

You: oh You and jess talked?

You: OH MY GOD

You: OHHH MY GOD

You: SHE MADE PUNS

You: SHE ENVER DOES THIS

Sans: I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE PAP BUT LESS INNOCENT

You: SAME

You: IM GONNA TEASE HER FOREVER ABOUT THIS

Sans: HAHAHHAHA

You: EW wAIT HOLD ON JUST A SECOND

Sans: ok

You: JEss here again

You: status update: Alex is throwing up elegantly in the toilet

Sans: how can one throw up elegantly

You: its just the way of life

You: she is returning

Sans: okok

You: aaaaaaaaaaaand she passed out on the floor

Sans: she literally said she was just a little tipsy

You: lol

You: don't think so pal

You: she is like straight up drunk

Sans: lol

Sans: Well wish her good night from me

You: Will do Sans :D

Sans: take care of her k?

You: yes yes

You: OEH WAIT DOES SOMEONE CARE ABOUT HIS SPECIAL FRIEND

Sans: I sure do

Sans: well imma sleep now

Sans: I'm just bone tired

You: =.=

Sans: kay kay

Sans: Bye then

You: Bye :)

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