You: HEYOO

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: are you going to keep calling me that

Sans: probably, yes

You: okok

You: i'll think of a disturbing nickname for you too then

Sans: okay

Sans: So how are ya?

You: Oh I'm good :D

You: I went out with Jess and a couple of others

You: idk most of their names though. I'm not that social

Sans: I can relate

Sans: it's always like you have 1 or 2 good friends and the rest are people you socialize with

You: yup

You: so how are you?

Sans: oh good

Sans: and tired

You: how come?

Sans: well

Sans: I packed a lot of stuff today

Sans: we're actually leaving tomorrow

You: u serious?

Sans: Yup

Sans: We'll drive a heck of a lot tomorrow and stop to give a show

Sans: then 1 day packing and then driving and then show

Sans: its basically 3 days moving and show giving each town

You: Welp

You: Wait do you have wifi there

Sans: YES

Sans: the camper has wifi

You: YES

Sans: IKR

Sans: IM SO EXCITED

You: SAME

You: 9 DAYS JKSLFJ:LSKJD

Sans: literally my whole room but the laptop and bed aren't packed lol

Sans: I'm sleeping in a sleeping bag rn ha

You: ha

You: how big is that camper even

Sans: well it's a two persons

Sans: and I'm with 1 so yay

You: Cool

Sans: the camper is pretty fucking luxe too

Sans: like its so big and white and black and I cant

Sans: IM EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS

You: HAH

You: You have to do like Christmas lights on the ceiling

Sans: YEs

Sans: JSKLDFJ:

Sans: lol I'm going to live in a camper for 5 months

Sans: I hope the bed is comfortable though

You: m sure it will

Sans: kla;jsdkl

Sans: 9 days I cant

You: sama same

Sans: best part about the camper: I didn't have to pay it

You: ha

Sans: Mettaton has like a shit ton of money

You: IM SO EXCITED FOR THE 9 DAYS I CANT JSDKSFKLD

Sans: SHIT WAIT I HEARD A CRASH COMING FROM THE LIVIN ROOM BRB

You: well there goes your tv

You: or vase

You: or something that can crash

Sans: IT'S ALL RIGHT

Sans: PAP JUST DROPPED SOMETHING

You: don't you have to help him

Sans: Nah he said it was all right I talked to you for a bit

You: ahw

You: Seriously, doesn't he need help

Sans: He insisted

Sans: so yay

Sans: tell me an embarrassing child hood story

You: okay

You: uh

You: I have one

You: Okay so one time at school, I was sleeping (how surprising) and my teacher began to scream at me. I woke up scared and threw a notebook in her face.

Sans: *claps*

You: yes

You: Alex the notebook throwing gal

Sans: Alex the fleshgirl

Sans: any other stories?

You: well since that I'm a pile of embarrassment, I have one

You: Okay so I was at a party with a friend and we decided to go upstairs and have a burping contest. Luckily, my crush from then was in the room and heard everything

Sans: ha

You: well he asked me out after so I'm goo

Sans: HAHA

You: haha kill me

Sans: nah

Sans: Hold on pap is calling me

You: ok ok

You: ha

Sans: guess what he asked

You: well what did he ask

Sans: what kind of pasta I wanted to eat

Sans: I could choose a) Spaghetti

Sans: or b) Spaghetti

You: I'd go with c

Sans: He wants to improve his spaghetti cooking skill because he has to cook in the restaurant

You: Coolio

Sans: ikr

You: So do you have any stories from the underground?

Sans: uh

Sans: A few

You: okay show me human bone system

Sans: human bone system

Sans: ...

You: other word for skele

You: ha

Sans: ha

Sans: SO

Sans: I was at grillby's one time

Sans: grillbys is like a bar where I came often in the undergroun

Sans: And I sat on one of my own woopie cusions and everyone laughed

You: poor you

Sans: ikr

Sans: never guessed pranking myself would become a thing

You: Same

You: I prank myself trough embarrassing actions :DDDD

Sans: hAHAHAhaa:DD:D:D:D:

Sans: We're kinda early today aint we?

You: yeah its like 2 am here

Sans: Its 5 pm here

You: how come we're so early though

Sans: idk I just had time??

Sans: I figured you'd be online

You: yeah I don't do much

You: ha

You: what is life

Sans: wait hold on

You: okki

You: want to know animal facts?

Sans: tomorrow

Sans: Pap called me for dinner

You: Oh Okay

You: we'll talk tomorrow then?

Sans: Definitely

You: (you were supposed to say 'do you really have to ask')

You: (did you forget the always)

Sans: (I did)

You: well shit

Sans: BYE FLESHGIRL

You: BYE HUMAN BONE SYSTEM