"Ray shut up !"

"Make me bitch !"

"I seriously regret adopting all these kids, oh my God" Ginita groaned as she once again had to break up Ray and Arielle's arguments. She felt as if her kids were all off some type of drugs because they were all hyperactive and crazy.

She seriously hated marrying an army wife. Somehow with all the complications and paperwork problems, she couldn't go with her wife out of state.

So sadly, she was stuck raising the kids by herself.

All eight of them.

"I have arrived !" Screamed Tia as she busted through the front door.

"Nobody gives a shit !" Arielle screamed back.

Ginita's eyes widened at her child's vulgar mouth, "Arielle !"

"Yes ?" Ariel asked coming from her bedroom.

"Not you dammit !" Ginita barked back, turning to her fighting children, "Why the hell are you two arguing again ?! It's not even lunch time yet !"

Aseel strolled in munching on a muffin, completely used to the hectic household, "They're arguing over who rides faces better. Ally or Camila"

"She thinks Ally ? She's cute and all but no !"

Ray threw her hands up, "Look here bitch ! Ally could cowgirl the fuck outta my face"

Ginita clutched her chest at the way her children were speaking to each other. Where in the blue hell did they learn these things ?! They were like 12 !

"Ayo, we're out of waffles" Ariel notified her guardian, nonchalantly pointing towards the fridge. The curly haired guardian turned around in disbelief.

The brown skin girl's eyebrows furrowed, "How did they finish already ? I literally just bought them yesterday !!"

"Ray was high as fuck with Arielle and got the munchies" Eli stated as she sat herself down on the couch next to Aseel, "Eww, why the hell are we watching Uncle Grandpa ?"

"I can't find the remote" Aseel shrugged, throwing her finished muffin wrap on the coffee table and throwing her feet up, "Oooh ! Apples !"

Before Eli could protest, an apple slice was snatched and eaten by her adopted sister, the girl's face sprung into a scowl, "¡ Hijo de grande puta ! That was my apple slice !!"

"I adopted demons" Ginita mumbled to herself, contemplating if she should get out her secret stash of Holy Water or not.

"My name isn't Ray dammit ! It's rasin"

"That's fucking stupid !" Tia screamed from upstairs.

Aseel turned and screamed to the girl upstairs, "You don't even live here !"

The guardian rubbed her temples, not even dating to look up at her kids, "Why the hell are you naming yourself after a snack Ray ?"

"It's rasin" Arielle and Ray both said in unison.

"Rasin ?"

"rasin, you have to say the lowercase"

Eli turned around and looked at the trio, "How the hell do you say something in lowercase ? You must be stupid"

"If her name is rasin, my name is Priest" Tangerine added, digging through the fridge.

"Wait when the fuck did we adopt you ?" Ginita asked wondering why the hell this random girl was digging through her fridge.

Tangerine began peeling her tangerine, "Yesterday. I was sent in from the Kik Foster Home. You don't remember adopting me ?"

"That foster home is generic" Aseel commented, still stealing Eli's apple slices.

Eli's head shaped towards the girl, "Mira, I will whoop your ass. Touch my apple slices again !"

"Oh my God, I cannot with y'all" Ginita mumbled scratching through her cornrows in anxiety. When was her wife getting home again ?

Tia came downstairs from her room, "I'm hungry"

"You're irrelevant" Ariel stated as she came down the steps alongside her adopted sister.

"Ariel don't say that about your sister !" Ginita scolded, for what seemed like the thousandth time that day.

Arielle snapped around, looking at her guardian wildly, "I didn't say anything about her"

"Not you dammit !" The guardian threw her hands up in the air, "Fuck it, I'm getting the Holy Water"

"Is she unadotping us ?" Tia pondered, climbing on top of the countertop; peeling her banana in the process.

Eli walked over casually dragging Aseel in a headlock, "That's not a word Tia"

"If she is, I'm taking the hookah she has in her room" Ray nonchalantly stated.

"No fair ! I called that once we got here !!" Arielle whined knowing Ray called the best damn thing in the house.

Aseel tried grabbing her adopted sisters' attentions: to let them know she was actually choking but her pleas went unnoticed.

"If she gets the hookah, I get the lizard" Tangerine stated.

"C-Can, I get, h-h-help ?!" Aseel wheezed.

Eli frowned, "I get the MacBook !!"

"IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT !!" In that instant, Ginita came into the downstairs area, violently throwing drops of holy water in every which direction; the water actually having a stinging feeling to it.

"oH mAh GaWd !" Ray cried as she and the rest of her sisters ducked and ran for cover.

That's the Chancl(et)a house for you.