"Repeat the rules" Ginita stated sternly, crossing her arms at all he children in front of the store.

"Don't touch shit. Don't look at shit. Don't breath on shit. Ray and Arielle don't smoke shit. Ray don't hit on shit. Don't ask for shit. Ray don't steal shit. Ray don't eat shit. And don't go yelling about shit" They all repeated in unison for what was the hundredth time they've all been together.

"Why is my name always called out ?" Ray asked scratching her chin lazily.

Their guardian rolled her eyes, "Because you're always doing shit"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Fuck you 'den !"

Ginita squinted her eyes at the girl, "You're high aren't you ?"

"No" She responded with an equal amount of sass.

"You're high, alright," The guardian looked at the girl next to her, "Arielle you watch your sister"

"Damn skippy Imma look after her. You can count on me"

"Alright she's high too, Tia !"

She turned towards her daughter to receive a finger up at her, "Nope, not Tia. I am not responsible for those two damn crackheads"

"I am not a crackhead you damn grape !" Arielle tried retorting to only trip over her own two feet and landing in Eli's arms.

Eli pushed the girl off and ran her fingers through her hair, "I could've been adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I could've lived a happy life"

"You wouldn't get military discount then" Tangerine smiled at her sister to only earn a shove. Soon enough the two were bickering back and forth. Ginita quickly breaking the two up.

The guardian growled, "Didn't I tell y'all not to fight over shit ?!"

"That was never on the list" Ray added; a stern nod coming from Arielle.

"Yes it was !"

"She's high and she's correct. Come on no Vaginita" Eli tisked her guardian before running off alongside the other girls in the huge store.

"My wife better get her fickle behind home soon"

~~~

Tia gawked at the never ending aisles before her filled with an array of thousands of items, "Ariel look !"

"Huh ?" Both Ariel and Arielle turned, unaware of which of the two were called.

"No you Arielle, you"

"Me ?" Both girls asked confusedly in unison.

Behind her, Eli came and slapped her upside the head, "Stupid, nobody knows who the hell you're talking to"

"You know what, fight me !!"

Tangerine rose her eyebrow and looked at the pair, "I got money on Eli !"

"Nope, Tia would drag her ass down these aisles," Aseel added, pointing at the already fighting pair, "Eli did put me in a chokehold though, so now I'm kinda stuck in between"

"Aseel choked her too ?" Arielle asked, mishearing the conversation.

"Wait too ? What the hell do you mean too ?" rasin questioned, munching on a pack of Oreos, "Aseel you're into that choking mess ? With Arielle ?"

"Oh well we had a thing before this home in the forest home. So when they adopted us two we kinda kept it quiet"

Tangerine snickered, "Not last night. You two are hella loud"

"Can we all go back to the fact that she gets choked by  Aseel and nobody is against that ?" Ariel asked as she flinched at the punches Tia was throwing at Eli.

"BITCH LET GO OF MY HAIR"

"COME MIERDA PENDEJA"

"She said what about her hair ?" Ray asked, still munching on Oreos.

Tangerine shook her head, "You all are so unholy"

"We all literally got attacked with Holy Water last week" Eli added from the fight, now swinging at Tia.

"That stung like a bitch" Ariel sing-sang while running down the aisle, touching each item for no reason.

"I'm pretty sure we've all broken at least five out of the eleven rules Ginita set for us" Aseel chuckled knowing her and her sisters weren't in fact "demon children" in the eyes of society.

"Nine actually," Tia added out of breath, "I can't fight you anymore; that takes too much work"

"Yeah same" Eli added. Both girls looked at each other before fist bumping and going towards their sisters.

"Yeah Ray just has to hit on somebody. Plus somebody has to ask Ginita for something" Tangerine added, grabbing one of Ray's Oreos.

"Alright, who's gonna ask her this time ?" Arielle asked looking around at her sisters, knowing exactly how it was gonna go down.

"FIRST ONE GETS SHOTGUN FOR A WEEK"

At that mention, every single girl ran off to grab a random item and run to annoy their guardian; just like every other time before.

~~~

"How the hell do I not get military discount ?!"

The bored cashier picked at her nails, "Ma'am you're not in the military"

"My wife is in the military of fucks sake !! I'm literally raising eight headaches while she's fight for our country !!"

"Maybe if you didn't pop your pussy as much as you flapped those gums, you'd be able to get the discount. Come on lady ! I've got errands to run !" The obnoxiously large man yelled, earning a glare from the woman.

Ginita adjusted her beanie before looking at the man, "Sir, I'm going to need your swollen Paul Bart, Mall Cop, looking ass to another line then because I will get my discount !"

"Ma'am there's nothing I can do. Your last names aren't the same, so there's no proof"

"My last name is Chancleta and her last name is Chancla !! It is literally the same damn thing !"

"Ayo ! Vaginita !!" Eli shouted from down the store; the action causing the guardian to rub the brink of her nose, "Hey ! Hey ! Hey- OOF !"

Tia shoved the girl and grinned, "Ginita ! Ginita ! Can we-" Almost like clockwork, in rode in Aseel and Ariel on a bike, casually tripping their sister in the process. Aseel seated while Arielle stood on the pegs.

"Ha ! What about this bike Ginita ?" The seated girl asked, swerving her way into the checkout.

"I'd say you two lost" Ariel smirked as she already help up her item before their guardian.

"How the hell did you get here first ?"

"I'm here. Embrace it, you sit in the back"

Ginita just sighed, "Where the hell are your sisters ?"

"I just went to get a pizza. Here" Tangerine bit into her slice while she handed Ginita a meat lover's slice.

"How in the hell did you get this ? I don't give you guys allowance"

"Ray" They all stated in unison as they knew Ray could flirt her way to anything. The girl once flirted the dishes to wash themselves... And succeeded.

"Ma'am please get her away from me" The cashier pleaded as Tia stroked the woman's arm tenderly.

Ray strolled in, cruising on a skateboard and munching a churro, "What the hell is Tia doing-"

"Just let it happen" Eli said, watching the cashier quiver with discomfort.

"Get her away from me !"

"For a military discount I will" Ginita responded.

"Yes yes please just get her away from me !!" Ginita snapped at her child; the girl instantly stopped and walking back beside her; sneaking a low five in the process.

"Wait a minute we're forgetting something" Arielle added in making everyone stop.

Ginita handed the woman the credit card and shook her head, "I have all eight of y'all so I'm straight"

"There's only seven of us right now" Tangerine stated, recounting to make sure.

Ginita furrowed her eyebrows and thought deeply before remembering. Her brown eyes widening in realization.

"Shit, Pyris !!"

~~~

"You mother fuckers left me in the car !!" The girl screamed, banging on the glass as Ginita fumbled to grab her car keys.

"At least she doesn't have to put away groceries" Ariel mumbled, grouchily throwing the Hot Pocket box in the trunk.

Once the door was unlocked, Ginita threw her arms around her daughter's body, "Baby I'm so sorry !! I'm such a bad mother"

"Yeah, I know"

"Please please forgive me. I'm so sorry, you could've suffocated"

"Or just opened the door like a normal human being" Ray added while carrying the water pack with Aseel.

"Shut up rasin," The guardian looked down at her child before embracing her in a tight hug again, "Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry Pyris"

"Your boobs are suffocating me" The girl struggled to speak.

"Hey, embrace them Pyris !" Arielle called out, pushing the car away to its designated area.

"We all know butts are better. Come one now" Tia shook her head, her family was so dumb.

"Not up for discussion right now !" The guardian scolded before cupping her child's cheek and looking her in the eye, "Look I'm sorry baby, okay ? How about you get to sit in the front for a week ?"

"What the hell ?! I won that spot fair and square !!" Ariel retorted.

"Shut the fuck up ! All of you to the seats in the back ! Pyris you're in the front"

Everyone groaned and grumbled as they all sat in the crowded back. As for Pyris ? Why she smiled widely at the fact that her plan for a week of shotgun actually worked.