Part 1 of the Super Saga

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The City of Townsville:

"Guys, listen up. Y'all have company," Ginita stated her brown face popped up on the large screen, "This mysterious villain somehow robbed Townsville Bank today."

Tia stepped up near the screen, "Nita do we ever get a break ?"

"Evil never takes a break mija," The brown skin girl stated as she looked back and forth from her keyboard to Tia, "Where's the rest of y'all ?"

"Oh you know, just hanging around." Heather smirked as she made her way down from the ceiling with her webs.

The girl on the screen chuckled, "You never fail to make me laugh with your puns Heather."

"Thank you, thank you." The blonde pointed at their mentor and winked.

"Alright, that's one third of you guys. Now where's the rest ? Come on, we have a city to save."

In stepped Jay, with a deep scowl on her face, "Who put Super Gay on my suit ?" The mixed girl growled out as she adjusted her blue and red supersuit; the other letters scribbled on in Sharpies.

Everyone laughed at the prank, Eli smirking as she stepped in with her dark supersuit on, "That's hilarious."

"You probably did it, you little bat !" Jay shot a laser beam at the girl's feet, making everyone flinch.

Eli raised her hands up, the Baterang lightly in her grip, "You have no proof of anything."

"Okay you two, calm it down," Ginita barked, trying to get the super group under control, "Where are the other two ?"

"I'm right here." Arielle stated as she dusted off her gun. She put the weapon back on her side, complementing her also dark suit.

The brown skin girl on the screen rolled her eyes, "Of course Ray is last."

"Excuse me, I'm right here !" The girl shouted. Everyone turned to see her in bat form, comfortably on Eli's shoulder. The Hispanic girl scuffed and flicked the green girl off her. Ray cried out as she flew directly onto the ground, transforming back into her green self, with her purple supersuit, "That was rude Eli."

"Don't care," Eli looked up at the screen, ready for whatever their mentor at HQ had for them, "What's up Vaginita ?"

"Well, the Townsville Bank was robbed once again and it seems that the police can't find any evidence," The curly haired girl continued to type away on her computer, "Seems like it was done in a flash."

"Damn Townsville, back at it again with the weak ass police system." Ray added in as she hopped around as a now green kangaroo.

Arielle rose her eyebrow, intrigued by this new villain they had, "So what do the Super Pooh Sees have to do with it ?"

"We're not the Super Pooh Sees." Tia corrected as she adjusted the black and red supersuit she was wearing.

Heather craned her neck to look at the girl, "Yes we are, it's a hilarious name."

"We never agreed to Super Pooh Sees, wait what ?" Jay furrowed her eyebrows as she continued to try and scrub the graffiti off her suit.

"I wanted Super Migraines but that's beside the point team," Ginita pressed a button and out flashed a hologram of the bank, "Apparently there was no evidence of entrance, nor exiting. Either this villain is Houdini themselves or they have something we don't know about."

"They found a way in, but didn't leave traces of going out. This villain is weird." Ray observed as she was morphed into a monkey, hanging upside from the ceiling.

Eli grabbed her mask and looked up at the girl on the screen, "When do they need us ?"

"Right now. So Jay, Eli, Tia, Arielle, Ray, and Heather I need you guys to-"

Tia shook her head as she put her red and black mask on, "We're not off duty, you've gotta call us by our hero names now."

Ginita rolled her eyes, "Fine. Super Gay, Bat Bitch, Swimming Pool, Black-"

Annoyed, Heather shot a web at the large screen, "Ginita ! You're wasting time, c'mon !"

"Super Woman, Bat Woman, Deadpool, Black Widow, Beast Girl, and Spider Woman, they need you down at Townsville Bank as soon as possible," The brown skin looked up at each of them, "I will be on quick contact on all your designated watches. I believe in you guys. Over and out."

Once the large screen went dark, each girl sprang into action. The girls grabbed their necessary weapons and such and headed for the T-Car, courtesy of Ray and her hook ups.

"I still can't believe we're driving in this cramped ass car." Arielle complained as we nearly poked in the eye by Tia's blades.

Ray rolled her eyes as she sat in the passenger seat beside Jay. The driver flipped her cape and stared the engine. Ray turned to look back at her team, "See ? Being in the Teen Titans for that one point in time did come with perks."

"This car smells like gasoline and tofu." Heather commented as she crinkled her nose.

Jay rolled her eyes and shook her head, staring out of the window, "This is gonna be a long ride."

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"Oh look what we have here. It's the Super Vaginas." Commented the head officer as the six girls stepped onto the scene. For some odd reason, the heads of the Townsville PD did not like the super heroes. The six girls always ended up doing the jobs they were never able to do.

Heather dusted off her suit and looked up at the pudgy man, "It's the Super Pooh Sees."

"No it's not. It's a working name," Tia stated as she pointed for her team member to pipe down, "Now what's the deal ?"

"Four ehh, maybe five hours ago, the bank was robbed. We have a clean entrance, no sign of destruction, but then we have a dirty exit."

Jay rose an eyebrow, "We were told they had a clean exit. No sign of exit to be exact."

The man huffed and pointed towards the plethora of police men heading towards the front, "There's no way in hell that that's a clean exit."

"We'll see about that," Heather shot her web towards the top of the bank's sign and swung her way above the broken glass of the front doors, "How did you guys conclude that this door was broken ?"

"Obviously by the brick left behind. I swear you supers don't know anything." The man huffed once again as she adjusted his pants.

Ray rolled her eyes as she morphed into a snake and slithered into the scene. She once again morphed, this time into a dog, sniffing the broken glass, wincing once she does, "Whoa ! No this was not a brick's doing."

The man adjusted his hat, "And how is it not ?"

"I think I know what it is," The mixed girl sniffed the brick and shook her head. She once again morphed, this time back into her human form, and picked up a piece, "Hey Tia catch !"

Ray broke off a shard of the broken glass from the door and chucked it towards her sister. Tia lifted her hand in attempt to catch, only to have it go straight through her hand.

The police man flinched, letting out a sharp yelp, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph !"

"Oh my God my hand !" Tia screamed out in terror. The police man continued to yell only making the girl's faux screams turn into laughter, "I'm just fucking with you dude. It'll heal in like two minutes."

Arielle pulled out the shard of glass and examined her sister's hand, "Look at the way her hand's reacting to it. It's poison."

"Poison ? That makes no sense !" The balding man grabbed what was left of his hair anxiously.

Jay nodded, following what her sisters were saying, "It's a set up with the brick. They obviously used poison to get through the glass. I don't know how but they did it but they used the brick as a decoy."

"You idiots were going to fall for the brick, track down the finger prints, and think you had the game in the bag," Heather shot a web and swung back over towards her sisters, "Typical rookies."

Arielle picked up the brick and handed it to the man, "Find out whose finger prints are on it and make sure they're safe. Someone is being framed out here."

"I'll be sure to send it in first thing tomorrow." The man nodded as she handed the brick off to a lower ranked policeman.

Eli shook her head, "Tomorrow ? No you need to send it in now."

"I'm already working after hours. The rest is for the FBI to handle, us TPD have families to go home to. Don't you girls ?"

"Excuse me ? You want to repeat that you little bitch-" Eli stopped her statement as she was being held back by Arielle and Ray. The supers were already shitted enough in the town, they didn't need any more trouble.

The pudgy man tilted his looked at the girls, "Have a good night ladies."

"You too." They all responded in a monotonous unison. Eli scuffed before crossing her arms childishly.

Heather nudged the girl to watch her and called out for the officer, "Excuse me sir !"

The man rolled his eyes before turning around, "Yes Spider Woman ?"

"I just wanted to tha-tha-thACHOO !!" The girl let out a fake sneeze as a web shot from her hand, hitting the man straight in the junk. The policeman let out a squeal in terror before he tried swatting away the stick substance.

All six of the girls laughed at his misfortune as he just grumbled and walked away. Although it was a dick move by Heather (no pun intended), it did lighten up the mood.

"Super Pooh Sees ! Super Pooh Sees !" Shouted a voice. From around the corner ran in a man dressed down in formal attire. He appeared to be one of the FBI agents the chubby policeman was talking about, "I'm sorry to interrupt but I think we may have found something."

The man led the girls in through the yellow tape and into the security room. There shined over ten TVs displaying current security footage. Arielle smiled, cracking her knuckles, "This is my kind of evidence, alright."

"Where's the agent ?" Ray asked, right on cue, the man stepped into the room.

"Sorry, was getting a call, thought they had evidence but it wasn't. Damn rookies," The man adjusted his ear piece as he limped a bit into the room.

Jay smirked, "Nice pimp walk Agent Black."

"No time for jokes Super Woman, look at what we found from earlier," The agent leaned over Arielle, pointing for her to rewind the footage to the event, "There, look !"

There on the screen was a person in a janitor uniform walking into the bank with their little backpack and cleaning equipment, "We all suspect it's her."

"Wait, is that-" Heather questioned as she watched the footage, her eyes widening, "Is that Ginita ?!"

"Yes, Ginita has been one of our top suspects. She has had some financial situations with the bank and was the only one who seemingly was in the area at the time."

Ray morphed into an owl and stared wide eyed at the TVs, "This doesn't make any sense. She's been in HQ all day. I had a conversation with her earlier."

"Well she must've had some idea because right now everything leads to her." The agent pointed towards the girl walking out of the building with her cleaning equipment.

"Sadly it all adds up," Arielle stated as she watched the clips, "It explains the clean entrance and exit. She has those connections too. I just don't understand the poison."

Tia chuckled as she kept her gaze on another TV, "Hey look at this lady with the limp ! She must be having some type of walk of shame."

"Deadpool focus ! That's not even relevant footage. That thing's from hours before," Eli snapped as she looked back up at the footage, "Look, here's the dirty exit."

There on the footage, Ginita shot the poison onto the glass, it deteriorating on sight. The girl sneakily slipped through it and placed the brick upon the ground before dashing out of sight. Everyone seemed to feel complete disappointment towards their mentor besides Ray.

"Hey wait, play that back for me Arielle," The mixed girl morphed back into her human form and pointed towards the screen, "Did you guys see that ?"

Heather rubbed the brink of her nose, "Ray what are you talking about ?"

"Look ! Ginita has a limp."

Jay rose her eyebrows, "What about it ? She slid through glass, she probably got it stuck up her ass."

"No ! No ! No ! No !" Ray waved her hands and pointed at the screen, "She has a limp after the clean exit."

Sure enough, the animal girl was right. Arielle rewinded the tape back to her clean entrance. The girl didn't have a limp in sight in the entrance nor exit. But once the brown skin girl came back in, there was a distinct limp.

"What is up with everyone and this limp ?" Arielle questioned as she focused on the distinct action. There was something about it.

Heather's eyes widened as she realized something else, "Wait Tia, which TV was the limping lady ?"

Tia gave her sister a questioning look as she pointed towards the TV. Heather pointed towards Arielle to rewind the tape back. There she looked deeply at the screen, trying to pin-point things about the girl.

Heather scratched her chin, "That's so weird. This girl and Ginita have identical limps."

"Identical ?" Jay pondered as she looked between the woman and Ginita, "Hold on, we comparing limps ?"

Arielle nodded as she looked at the screen, "It's like they're the same person with the same limp."

Jay glanced over at the FBI agent and back at the screen, "Ayo Agent Black."

"Yes Super Woman ?" The man answered, straightening his suit.

"How long have you been in the business ?"

The man chuckled as he scratched his facial hair, "About two years now, why ?"

"I'm just asking," Jay smiled as she looked at the screens, "Just wanna see how long your bitch ass been doing people wrong."

Arielle rolled her eyes, "Jay it's not the God damn time."

"I'm just fucking with him. Calm down." The mixed girl chuckled as she nudged the agent. Jay nudged him a little harder than expected, the man's badge falling down, sliding across the floor.

"Oh I'll get it !" Ray barked as she morphed into a dog. But to her surprise, Jay stuck her hand out.

"Heel bitch," The Super Woman stated as she looked at the agent, "Let the bigshot get it."

The agent chuckled as he walked over towards the badge and picked it up. Once the agent's hand made contact with the badge, Jay snatched up Arielle's gun and pointed it towards the FBI agent, "Freeze !"

All the girl's stood up in surprise, Heather stepping up towards her sister, "Woah Jay, what are you doing-"

"It's the same damn limp," Jay stated as she kept her grip tight on the gun, "You said it yourself Arielle. Same person, same limp, different body. Isn't that right, Claire ?"

Instantly, the FBI agent before them morphed into the notorious blue villain. The girl chuckled as she turned around with her hands up, "It's not Claire anymore. It's Mystique."

"Son of a bitch." Tia mumbled as she stood up ready to attack.

But to their surprise, Claire didn't come alone, "Now girls."