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Jin: What a shame really. The bride is supposed to be most beautiful out of all, but would you just look at me.
Bride: Take. Off. My. Dress.

Yoongi: Where is your golden chain?
Bride: Sweetheart, we talked about this.
Yoongi: I'm not marrying you without that chain.
...
Priest: May I have the wedding rings?
Yoongi: chains.
Priest: Excuse me?
Yoongi: Wedding chains. You see that? Three dollar.

Hoseok: Honey, but why not??
Bride: I told you I'm not riding a horse wearing a dress!
Hoseok: But why not! Many couples do that.
Bride: Yeah, but horse doesn't wear a dress in most cases.

NamJoon: *breaks rings* well that was...
Bride: Expected. That was expected.

Jimin: Ehem, what are you doing Miss? You're not JungKook.
Bride: But love, I'n your bride to be.
Jimin: *snorts* JungKook please.

Taehyung: Cats, we need cats.
Bride: What the hell do you need cats for?
Taehyung: Isn't obvious?
Bride: No?
Taehyung: My family from space couldn't attend and cats are the closest creatures that will ever get to them.

JungKook: Kids can't legally get married.

"Satellite" NamJin f.f [texting]

Brained101: I'm a loser

Princesspeach: I was right

Brained101: wait, whem did you say that I'm a loser and why I missed that?!

Princesspeach: not about that
Princesspeach: though that's true too