Hoseok: *does a solo performance. Nails it. Forgets that he has a partner to dance with*

Jimin: *rips his shirt apart*

JungKook: *wins from the first episode*

Suga: *can't dance, but judges give points for swag*

Jin: *has an appointment at hairstylist and make-up artist is totally late for the show, plus can't dance*

NamJoon: *breaks his partner and tries to cover up, but forgets the choreography*

Taehyung: *rolls around on the ground* swag.
Suga: That's my line.
Taehyung: You got no jams.
NamJoon: That's my line.
Taehyung: Oh man holy sh*t
JungKook: that's my line.
Taehyung: I'm your hope?
Hoseok: Mine.
Taehyung: You know what? At the end of the day I still got this face so who's the real winner here.
Jin: Noted.
Taehyung: excuse me.
Jimin:...
Taehyung: Why are you silent?
NamJoon: Because he got no jams.