Rap Monster: One...two... three...

BTS: We are BTS.

1D: Ehem... Hi.

Taehyung: Where's your eyeliner?

JungKook: I can't seem to find the maknae. They all look old.

1D: *gasps offended*

J-hope: Who's the pretty lady? *points at Harry* Do you know any girl group dances?

1D: *Stars making fun of Harry*

Rap Monster: So whose the leader?

1D: *Everyone points at themselves*

Jin: Who's the visual?

1D: *Everyone points at themselves*

Jimin: Who's the hotest member?

1D: *everyone points at themselves*

Jimin: Okay, who's the coolest?

1D: *everyone points at themselves*

Jimin: Woah okay, who's the charms of the group?

1D: *everyone points at themselves*

Jimin:You're so lucky and I have to take care of all three by myself. Do you know how hard it is to be hot, cool and charming 24/7? *breaks down*

Suga: *Ignores Jimin* Most importantly who has the most swag?

1D: *everyone points at themselves*

Harry: For God's sake stop copying me!

Nial: What the bloody hell?! You're copying me?!

Liam: We all know I am all of the above why are you fighting!?!

Louis: Shh, I'm the best out of all!!

Zyan: What am I doing here, I'm not even in the group.

BTS: *stares*

1D: *stares*

Universe: *stares*

1D fans: *Starts crying*

EXO-L: oh hell no. You know nothing! Don't even get me started on how it can be-...

Rap Monster: So as I was saying... who got yes jams?

1D: *Everyone points at themselves*

BTS: *Silence* *someone clears throat*

1D: That's it, we're disbanding.