Hoseok: Yeah, I would like one TAE with looots of SUGA, yes please.
Barista: Sure thing sir, coming right up!
Hoseok: Hey!
Barista: Yes?
Hoseok: I get a free KOOKIE with that, right?

Yoongi: Do you got something with swag?

Jimin: Does this come with jams by any chance?

Jin: Can I get one ice lattè?
Barista: anything else sir?
Jin: Extra pretty.
Barista: Excuse me?
Jin: Make it extra pretty.

Barista: Your order, sir?
NamJoon: Thank you *breaks cup* can I-
Barista: Can you get another one?
NamJoon: yeah
Barista: I already prepared it.

Taehyung: Can moon rabbits drink coffee?

JungKook: Can I get a bottle of juice?
Barista: This is a cafè
JungKook: Pardon?
Barista: Cafe.
JungKook: No, I want juice.
Barista: *brings juice*
JungKook: Swag
Yoongi: That's my line.
JungKook: I'm golden, I can have anything.

"Satellite" NamJin f.f [texting] teaser
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