Jimin: Well... I should have kept my abs.

Taehyung: Turn up!
General: Give me twenty.

Hoseok: Don't worry guys I'll be your hope- *first practice bullet fired* fuk this shet I'm out, no thanks.

NamJoon: Why do we need army? In general war and peace is just a thought our mind has made up to assure as that our lives are not worthless.
General: *stares blankly*
NamJoon: I mean do you ever just look at our uniforms? They are used to blend in with the nature, but why do we need to blend in, if all of our surrounding are just our imagination.
General: Boii where is your mother-

Jin: Ew

Yoongi: Yo this has no swag.

Jungkook: *already a general*
BTS: how?!?
JungKook: I'm a golden boy~ *starts singing*
Taehyung: *joins in JungKook*
Jungkook: *stops are glare at V*
Taehyung: Let's go party?
JungKook: Give me twenty.