JungKook: Oh man Holy shit.
Jin: Dafuq did you just say kid?? You're grounded.

Rap Monster: hell yeah! Finally! I can't break anything, I'm to small for it-
Person: *Steps on NamJoon* wh- *Person break*
Rap Monster: Every time.

Hoseok: Finally I'm small enough for that horse figurine I saw. *rides around a plastic horse whispering words of encouragement for everyone*

Jin: These are my people *lives in his Super Mario collection shelf*

Suga: My love just grew 10000 times bigger *hugs the edge of the pillow*

Taehyung: This.Is.Awesome. *runs to random kid* Hello bi*ch, sh*t down, let's be friends.

Jimin: *same size as he was*

"Satellite" NamJin [texting] f.f
Teaser (please go check it out)

Princesspeach: by the way, what's your name pacman?

Brained101: Kim NamJoon
Brained101: and yours?

Princesspeach: Kim SeokJin

Brained101: oh cool
Brained101: lol our last names
Brained101: it's like we're married
Brained101: wait, is it girl's or guy's name?

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