BTS as astronouts:

Jin: We seem to have a problem.
Center: Yes, what is it?
Jin: There is no mirrors. How do I know if I'm still pretty?

Rap Mosnter: *breaks the spaceship* It's okay we're only prisoners of our bodies, our mind can take us wherever we want to be.
Center: You just broke spaceship that costs several billion dollars.
Rap Monster: People are too attached to material stuff. We should think how to feed our brains and not our bodies.
Center: What the... who's the idiot who wanted to send him to space?!

JungKook: *In his Toy-Spaceship* Vroom, vroom.

Jimin: We seem to have a problem.
Center: What is it?
Jimin: It's-
Center: You got no jams.
Jimin:...
Center:...
Jimin:...
Center: Carry on.

Suga: ...
Center: Is everything alright.
Suga: *snors*
Center: Don't we have normal people around here?

J-hope: Riding in to the sunset with my horse...
Center: That's a rocket.
J-hope: Riding in to the sunset...
Center: And that's sun. You're gonna die. Yeah, bye.

V: *Jumps off the spaceship when its already in space* My people! My home! Finally!
Center: Please come back, you don't even have your costume on.
V: I don't need one *dies*
Center: Oh well, guess there's no one for this mission.. *JungKook shows up all serious*
JungKook: I'll do it.

Newspaper: The Golden Maknae has succesfully came home and contacted friendly aliens that claim to be looking for someone named V. Golden Maknae has become a national hero.