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Jin: So fragile, so cute, so pretty... yet not as pretty as me. What a shame, really. This child will have to live with knowledge that he will never be as pretty as me.

Yoongi: *puts a golden chain on a baby* from now on you shall have swag little one.

Hoseok: Aww such a cute smile! Who is my baby? Who is my cutie? Who is the best appa in the world? Is it me? It's me, I know it.
Wife: Honey.
Hoseok: hooow cuute.
Wife: honey.
Hoseok: huh?
Wife: our baby is here and that's a horse. How did you get in the hospital in the first place?

NamJoon: My little-
Wife: Don't even think about it.
NamJoon: But I just wanted to hold our child.
Wife: Think about coinciquences.
NamJoon: On second thought...
Wife: exactly.

Jimin: Does he have abs?
Wife: Jimin, that's JungKook. Put him down, our child is here.
Jimin: I don't see the difference.

Taehyung: My little alien. My parents are going to love you and you're going to get a moon rabbit for your first birthday present, it all will be awesome! I love you soooo much.v

JungKook: Lol, kids can't have kids.

"Satellite" NamJi f.f.[texting]
Teaser

Brained101: I want to go to the movies
Brained101: with you