OKAY OKAY SO AS A GAY AND A CATHOLIC HOMOPHOBIA PISSES ME THE F OFF

AND AS A GAY AND A CATHOLIC, IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN LGBTQ+ PEOPLE HATE ON RELIGION

if ur an atheist this probably isn't for you sorry

AND THE THING IS LIKE THIS PISSES ME OFF FOR THE SAME REASON

LIKE IM NOT TALKING ABOUT A LIL GAY COUPLE KISSING IN FRONT OF AN ANTI GAY RALLY AND FLIPPING THEM OFF

IM TALKING ABOUT WHEN LGBT PEOPLE TALK BADLY ABOUT ALL RELIGION AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE

LIKEWISE WHEN CHURCHES COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL LGBT PEOPLE

LIKE YALL ARE BEIG BLIND AS HECK

ALL I KNOW IS CATHOLICISM, which many people seem to hate the most, AND LIKE THE WHOLE POINT OF IT IS TO JUST LOVE EACHOTHER

LIKE LITERALLY, IN THE NEW TESTAMENT JESUS GAVE US TWO NEW COMMANDMENTS THAT WERE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL THE OTHERS BY HIS OWN ADMISSION

AND HE WAS JUST LIKE YO MY DUDES AS LONG AS YOU LOVE GOD CAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND LOVE YOUR FELLO HUMAN PEOPLE AS I LOVE YOU (which is a whole hecking lot actually I'm gonna go get nailed to a freaking cross which is gonna be a painful death but like I'm doing it for your pure little souls) AND THATS ALL OKAY LIKE LITERALLY THATS ALL YOU NEED TO DO AND YOU'LL BE SEEING THEM PEARLY GATES

THOSE TWO COMMANDMENTS LITERALLY SUM UP THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF CATHOLICISM

LIKE THROW IN A FEW SACRAMENTS, A SINGLE TEST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU SHOULDNT BE A JERK, AND COMING IN TO PRAY EVERY SUNDAY (and like that's not too big a deal if you don't) AND SING SOME HECKING BOPS AND THERE YOU GO THATS IT

AND YES, THERE ARE CATHOLICS THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY NARROW MINDED JERKY JERKS

BUT THERE ARE ALSO LGBT+ PEOPLE THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY NARROW MINDED JERKY JERKS

JUST LIKE THERE ARE HIPSTERS AND EMOS AND PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES AND PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT FANDOMS THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY NARROW MINDED JERKY JERKS

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN ALL OF THEM ARE

SO SURE, FEEL FREE TO GET ANGRY AT THOSE PEOPLE THAT DO CRAPPY THINGS IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD BECAUSE IM ALMOST CERTAIN GOD IS UP THERE SOBBING LIKE DUDES JUST FIGURE IT OUT THE GAYS ARE PEOPLE TOO AND THEY'RE HELLA CUTE

Also let's not forget that God is canonically gender fluid/nonbinary

Like some wrinkly old dudes decided that they were men so God must also be a man but literally God isn't one or the other, he's both and he's neither all at once

Honestly, God is just love

And that's freaking beautiful

SO ANYWAY YEAH, IN EVERY GROUP OF PEOPLE THERE ARE SOME JERKS

BUT DON'T CALL US ALL CLOSE MINDED AND STRAIGHT WHITE MEN/WOMEN

LIKE FUN FACT, IM HISPANIC AND A LESBIAN AND I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE WITHOUT RELIGION

SO LETS ALL JUST LOVE EACHOTHER AND STOP BEING JERKS ALREADY AND THEN NONE OF US ARE GOING TO HELL

PROBLEM SOLVED

OKAY THIS IS OVER NOW

AND I FREAKING LOVE THE HELL OUT OF ALL OF YOU AMAZING CORPSES