So I'm going to have what I found on this ridiculous website in the regular font and then my opinion in the bold.

1 THE Beatles have never been on X Factor.

Yeah but they were on the Ed Sullivan show. And millions of fans wanted to see that but because of the size of the room only some of then got in. Did people even want to watch 1D on X factor? Because I didn't.

2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish. One Direction's entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. (OK, they've only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.)

Alright songs? Really? Yeah mkay that's why I want to hold your hand shot up to No.1 as soon as it came out. Yeah a few alright songs my ass. Don't even get me started on Hey Jude.

And that 'one single' didn't make it anywhere. Nobody cared. You should have seen the people who were trying to get their records!

3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show. The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious.

Yeah true they didn't. But they didn't need to get help. They actually have talent and got somewhere in life.

4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in just one day. One Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it's obvious which will be the superior recording.

Somebody knows their facts! Well, I don't see 1D going out and toping the charts! Yeah so beat that!

5 WHEN One Direction are apart they always text and tweet "I miss you" to each other. The Beatles didn't even like each other enough to stay together.

Where's that Zayn kid? Hmm? Yeah. The Beatles loved each other and talked and joked constantly. Even after their break up. The bloody band is breaking up! They are lying to you! Their not getting back together! They don't want to be together anymore! Their just lying to you because they want more publicity! At least The Beatles are honest. When they wanted to break up they just told us. They didn't lie to us.

6 ONE Direction call Simon Cowell "Uncle Simon." John Lennon never even met Simon Cowell!

Who wants to meet him anyway! They met the fucking Queen for fucks sakes! They performed for way more people and met lots of famous people in their days together. They influenced an entire generation! What did 1D do? Give us bloody headaches!!!!!

7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. One Direction have always had one direction about being called One Direction.

1D thought it was actually a good name. So yeah... there's that.

And before you say anything, The Beatles were named after the best, Buddy Holly, so shut the fuck up.

8 ONE Direction's Zayn went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia Lennon. During X Factor, Harry, Liam and Zayn were all linked to the same girl, and this could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko. Amazing.

First of all she's not 'classier' I can assure you, and two Paul and Ringo married the same girl and that didn't ruin anything. 1D probably did that all for show. It should have ripped them apart the world would have been much happier.

9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles, right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *wipes tear from eye* yup sure. 1D is a boy band that is only famous from their looks. The Beatles aren't famous because of their hair. Their famous because their talented.

10 ONE Direction are the ambassadors for Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever ambassadors for themselves.

Pokemon? That's your last resort? Ok. *walks out* I can't deal with all the stupid people! All the stupid people! Where do they all come from!?

Hey guys. Sorry if I was mean. Actually no I'm not this time. I absolutely hate them. Anyway.... bye!