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Asshole

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"Thought you are a ghost!" They both said in unison. Taehyung simply glanced at Jungkook's wet cock before he closes his eyes and cover them using his hands while Jungkook in late response, stumbled in covering his dick with the curtain while the other one is reaching for the towel to wrap around his waist.

"What are you doing here?!" They both blurted. Jungkook creased his forehead, realizing that they are harmonizing for the second time.

"Bathing!" "Pooping!" They answered at the same time.

Jungkook and Taehyung both flashed in redshots, cheeks were warm at the embarassing scene. Taehyung slowly peeked his eyes and released a deep sigh of relief when he saw Jungkook, plain body towel is embracing his thin waist, only giving a little permission to see his attractive v-line and only leaving his abs and hard chest exposed.

"Shit," Taehyung whispers. He stoops his head and uncomfortably roams his eyes at the tiles uneasy when he realized that he's observing his housemate and roommate's newly bathed body.

He can't deny to himself that Jungkook's body is more defined than him because unlike the younger, he's not a fan of diets though his waist is still petite and slim that attracts most of men and women whose type was just as simple as him.

After an awkward silence, Taehyung shyly smiles before deciding to go out of the cursed bathroom. When Taehyung closed the door, he puffed his cheeks and breathed out. He badly wanted to scream and laugh for what just happened. His cheeks were on heat!

He lightly slapped his face and shook his head repeatedly like insane.

He wheezed, "Damn! My ass hurts! That shit is too big- so hard to release," he grunted, taking his thoughts away from what he just saw, the picture that seemed lingered in his mind.

"He's too big," he mumbles but soon widen his eyes and gasped when he just snapped from what he just told to himself. He repeatedly shook his head, ".. Oh God, no. I mean, the shit is too big!" He exclaimed at nothing, explaining something unnecessary to himself. He grunted.

Once his eyes landed on their bedroom, his eyes went like tarsier's or an owl's as he surveyed the room in astonishment. The room was now tidy and neat. No other dispersed stuff messing around. The chamber appeared shining and glittering with its cleanliness that Taehyung almost couldn't tell it was theirs. Tae also once thought that maybe he's in the other world.

"Did the toilet flash me to this organized bedroom?" He said and flopped on the soft mattress, moaning at its fluffiness.

"How did the room clean itself?!" Jungkook blurted once he got out of the bathroom. His eyes glistened like it was the first time they saw their shared room neat, clean, tidy, organized, and smells good.

"I don't know. Maybe Hoseok hyung cleaned our room. You know, he's a man who hates mess. He's one of a kind," Taehyung suggested, looking at Jungkook who's now drying his wet hair with the bath towel and also wearing his usual outfit; Dark grey loose shirt and light grey sweat pants.

"Everybody likes messy except him," Taehyung added before lifting his butt up towards the door and left Jungkook who's still can't get over the once cursed bedroom that nearly think of a forest and almost make it a wild animal's nest- uncivilized- now really looked human's bedroom.

Taehyung's legs were still a bit wobbly because his ass hurts like fucked. He painstakingly trudged downstairs, greeting his hyungs who were busy working in their own worlds.

"Hi guys!" Taehyung smiled, forgetting the pain that his shit gave. Hoseok who was currently sweeping the floor, instead of a bright smile he used to plaster, he gave Taehyung a stoic look.

Hoseok was about to utter a word when Taehyung immediately cutted him off, "Did you clean our room, Hoseok hyung?" Taehyung asked, not letting his hyung soap him with offensing sentences such as; "Do you know how to wash your briefs properly or do you even wash your dick properly? Your underwear fumes like what in the world! Stinky! Smelly! Are you an alien? Seems you don't know how to live in this Earth in peace! My God, Kim Taehyung!" Which is his almost everyday playlist.

"Yes, for Bang Si Hyuk's sake!" Hoseok exclaimed. ".. I've cleaned it for 30 minutes, I endured how smelly you and Jungkook's briefs are, I even sprayed one bottle of your gucci cologne-"

"You did what?!" Taehyung blurted when he heard a not-so-good news between Hoseok's hard time from tidying up their mess.

"Um.. I mean just.. one bottle of your.." Hoseok doubtingly trailed, regretting the sentence that he shouldn't have reveal for his own sake. He nervously gulped as he watched how Taehyung's nose and ears invisibly smoked in anger like a train.

"Hoseok hyungg!" Taehyung growled in irritation, knowing the news that his favorite and expensive gucci cologne was now empty, done and gone! Hoseok brightly smiled, plastering his white teeth and squinting his eyes.

"I'm.. sorry," Hoseok began running before Taehyung could catch him and feed him to his hungry alien friends (lol) or kill him for touching and stealing his gucci stuff.

"I will kill you!" Taehyung rambled, trying to catch his hyung who's screaming for help.

"Hey. Fucking stop and put your filthy mouths on your damn wallet!" Min Yoongi, their housemate yelled, irritation was laced on his voice. He was busy watching his favorite TV show and knowing this grumpy Min, everybody in the house doesn't want to get this Yoongi guy gone mad because he can practically kill one through his gaze.

"Yoongi hyung! Hoseok hyung is a thief! You know the feeling of losing your favorite things whenever Namjoon hyung break your stuff, right? Help me! Kill Hoseok hyung! Let's revenge!" Taehyung reported like a kid whose melted ice cream was licked by somebody then stolen.

"Hey! I am just trying to help you, okay. I'm the one who instinctly helped you then you will just kill me for using your cologne?! Where is the word justice and fair?!" Hoseok dramatically defended himself.

"Guys! Stop the brawl. Come on, let's eat!" Kim Seokjin, the eldest among bangtan members called out for a lunch, thwarting the lads from fighting.

Yoongi turned the Television off while Taehyung glared at Hoseok who's apologetically smiling at him, revealing his dimples on his side lips and chin.

When all of them except Jungkook (who's still doing his 'after bath routine' ) finally sat on the table, they prayed before taking a spoon for their rice and viands. They were not just friends and housemates though. They were family.

"You know what, guys?" Taehyung started between the silence. Other members hummed in response to show that they were listening even they know that Taehyung would just talk about nonsense.

"My asshole hurts," he blurted as if it is not gross, making almost all of them choke on their foods. As they all thought, it was nonsense.

"W-what?" Park Jimin, the smallest among the group queried in disbelief, munching his food. His cheeks were slightly bulgy.

"My ass hurts because of that shit," Taehyung announced, wrinkling his face because he could still feel the sting.

"Hey, stop. We are in front of the grace," Kim Namjoon, the wisest called him down as if Taehyung would put an ear though. Knowing this kid, his head is as hard as brick.

"It is too big that it almost ruin my asshole! My God! I could feel the cut from it," he blurted before spooning his food and munched it.

"Ew! Stop talking about that!" Jin claimed in disgust while all of them except Taehyung were scrunching their noses up, faces unpaintable, thinking that Taehyung was refering sex like someone abused his hole like no merci that's why it hurts. Little did they not know, Taehyung's ass suffered not in sex but in taking his literally big shits out of his ass that got a cut in his hole.

"Hi guys! What's our food for today?" Jungkook greeted with a wide smile, feeling real fresh and in good mood as if something happened that brought him to light or to heaven which provided the members another hint that the two, Taehyung and Jungkook did an explainable miracle called sex.

"Oh yeah," Namjoon nodded, creeping an awkward smile on his face.

"Here comes the big shit," they all mumble, having the same conclusion that built in their green minds.

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