Laughing is the Cure
I was having some internal conflict with myself for a while until the smell of pasta sauce brought me back."I shall summon the pasta lover within you~!(c/n) come back to us...P-A-S-T-A~!"Italy did some weird trick and made us laugh a bit.
So weird...and cute-NO.I didn't say that.Thank goodness I didn't say that,but get it out of my head.Germany came down and we all ate on the couch.Watching this Japanese game show called Dero that Japan wanted us to see.
It's actually really cool and I would die to be apart of it."Japan can you bring some of this over to my country?This is cool!"He didn't even listen to me,he's too focused in on something he created.Italy is too,watching so intensely.
I went to the kitchen and Germany offered to clean the dishes for us all.Im good with that,because I was going to be lazy and just leave it in the sink.But, somewhere in between that our hands touched and I blushed for some reason.
Maybe it's that the food was so good compared to death-by-Britain.But no,it was just then.Germany must have noticed it too because he flinched.Later tonight I'm going to ask Hungary what to do...because I don't know.I can't live like this!
"Hey (c/n) can I try something?"
"What is it fu-Prussia."
I went back over to the couch but he stood up stopping me.
"Do jou like bagels?"
I saw Japan bat an eye and kinda smiled because of how weird it was.Who asks these questions?
"Sure I like bagels.Why?"
He smiled and then did a dramatic pointing motion."Because jou are bae goals~."He began to laugh and I did too because I have to admit,that was actually smooth.Well played Prussia...I don't know if he was joking or not because he is blushing slightly.
"Bruder please don't use cheesy pick up lines on (c/n),it's weird so cut it out..."I swear no matter how much he denies it,he is jealous!For sure 100% No errors."Come on that was good!I bet jou have a bunch,say one!"
"I will do nein such thing!"
Germany was furiously cleaning plates now which looks hilarious.But Prussia has challenged me and I don't lose to idiots."Are you a parking ticket?Cause you got fine written all over you~."I winked before both of us bursted out in laughter...this is probably the best time I've ever had talking with him and that's saying something.
Japan was trying his best to say focused on the tv but he turned it off and sighed."What are you guys doing to make the both of you laugh so hard?"
"If I had a dollar for every time I think of you...I would have one dollar because you never leave my mind."Italy joined in too and I was absolutely dying."Japan!Japy...please give one!"
He sighed and then tried to fake a smile.His fake smiles are kind of terrifying..."I hope you know CPR...because you took my breath away."Japan then went into an embarrassed state as the three of us laughed even harder.
"GERMANY!You have to do one too ve!"
Germany was just about to go up the steps when Italy stopped him,good looking out."Fine,fine...I saw this one online...."He cleared his throat and the snickering died down for a moment."If I flip a coin,vhat's ze chance that I'll get heads or tails?...I'm sorry...."
"Germany that one was dirty!But that's fine because they are pick up lines for a reason."He left embarrassed while we continued to talk and carry on about things."Why did you guys do that to me..."
"Because it was funny!You got to loosen up more Japan,your not that old yet!"He sighed before saying he was going out to get some more tea as we are currently out."Vait Japan!Before jou go can jou get up dog?"
"Um..What is up dog?"
"NOT MUCH WHATS UP WITH
JOU?"
Japan slammed the door and we laughed,I kind of felt bad for him.But everything was just funny and laughable at this point.All three of us were going back and forth non stop with stupid pick up lines.We had nothing better to do so why not?And it's funny as all hell for some reason!
"Please tell me you guys are using those for Valentines Day...I would die of laughter..."They both looked at each other smiling like lovable dorks...It's only a few days away so I'm curious who they are confessing to.
"Hey who you guys confessing to on Valentine's Day?I know you have someone in mind so don't lie."I'm a curious person,and maybe I even want to help them?Who knows.I might want one of them to say it's me but that's the most doubt I've had my whole life...
I know it won't be me...
"Um...I've been...n-nein.I don't have anyone in particular.Nobody is awesome enough for me..."
"Same here...How about you (c/n) since we don't have one?"
"Me?I don't have anyone in mind."A terrible lie.They nodded and we left to do our own thing.I took this time to call Hungary and figure out what to do with these feelings.
"Hello?This is Hungary~!"
"Hungary can we talk?"
"Sure.You sound a bit too serious...did something happen?"
I preceded to tell her everything via text before calling her again for a reply.No idea if Italy or Prussia are listening through the door...I should get a sound proof one.
"Well I think you should wait it out.Plus with Valentines day coming up everything should be fine!I have to go...hope it all works out!"
That didn't help very much...It's not like...oh what the hell I love them all...I have zero clue which one I would choose though...and who said any of them would choose me anyway?Two of them said they don't have any and I really doubt Germany and Japan have one now that their taken.
Come on (c/n),pull yourself together!Don't let these feelings freaking control you,you are stronger then love damn it!
You know what you need to do?Wait it out just as Hungary said...you can do it.
*Fourth wall broken*Why wait?
Who was that?
Using my magical powers I shall teleport you to the morning of February the 13th~!Bye bye~!Also you'll forget this.Here let me just...*repairs Fourth wall*
WHAT THE FU-
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