All rights go to Marvel Studios. Inspired by @_artisticallymyown_ 's story "The Avengers In A Facebook Chatroom :)".

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Tony has logged in.

Steve has logged in.

Thor has logged in.

Tony: Hey, guys.

Steve: Hi, Tony.

Thor: How is it "shaking", "bacon"?

Tony: ...

Clint has logged in.

Natasha has logged in.

Nick has logged in.

Anna has logged in.

Clint: Herro.

Natasha: Fury, who is Anna? Is she a new angent?

Nick: Anna is one of our Avengers in training.

Anna: Hai! I'm Anna Grey.

Natasha: Nice to meet you, Anna. So what makes you an Avenger?

Anna: I have the ability to control the element of ice and snow.

Loki has logged in.

Loki: Does that mean I have a threat... I highly doubt you can surpass my intellect and illusions, mortal.

Anna: I didn't say I could, bro.

Loki: Why must everybody insist on adressing me as their brother or... "bro"?

Natasha: Speaking of threat, Anna, this is Loki. One of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s most-

Loki: Powerful-

Natasha: Hated foes.

Anna: I was aware of his status to S.H.I.E.L.D. But technically, I'm not officially apart of either The Avengers or S.H.I.E.L.D. so I need not hate him.

Loki: Where are you from, mortal?

Anna: London...

Loki: Interesting.

Natasha: Anyway...

Nick: Now that it's Summer, I've decided to give you guys a break.

Tony: Well, I'm heading back home. Me and Pepper need some alone time. *wink*

Natasha: Oh God.

Steve: Well maybe, Natasha, w-we could spend some time together?

Natasha: Excuse me?

Steve: Not like that! I meant... shwarma.

Thor: As splendid as shwarma was, nothing compares to the Midgardian popped-tarts.

Loki: Oh just shut up about the stupid mortal food!

Anna: Someone woke up on the wrong side of his throne...

Thor: Hah, brother has no throne. It belongs to our father.

Loki: Well...

Thor: What...

Loki: I get the feeling you don't know.

Thor: What do I not know?

Loki: You see, you know how I told you I survived that stabbing?

Thor: Yes, you said you woke up in a hospital.

Loki: Well, the thing is... IfakedthewholethingandkilledOdinandI'mactuallysittinginthethronerightnow.

Thor: WHAT!? Father, no! *cries*

Loki: Yes. I know, I know. *awkwardly comforts*

Anna: I finally become a hero and this is what we do.

Nick: I'm sorry.

Anna: Oh, no, it's fine. It's like I'm watching a bloody soap opera over instant messages!

Natasha: Okay... Well, I'm planning on just relaxing this Summer. I've been on more missions this year than any other.

Steve: How about we all go to the beach?

Thor: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot!

Anna: I just hate Summer. The sun is so hot... and that's about it.

Tony: Well that's too bad, we're going! Get yo bikinis and trunks and suit up!

Anna: *sigh*.