((TheDeadPurpleGuy Because this sentence made me laugh xD ))

Scott walked over to Twitch, "Hey. So, I've been thinking, where have you booked our wedding to be?"

"Uh..." Twitch blinked.

Scott looked at her expectantly, "I mean, since you're in charge of location and all. Are you going to decorate it up? Is there going to be a cake?" He gasped, "Can we have a petting zoo? Tell me we can have a petting zoo."

Twitch hadn't actually had a second thought about any of these things, "You... you want a petting zoo at your wedding?"

Scott paused, "Actually, yeah, that's a little stupid, isn't it?"

"Scott..." Twitch said. "I really don't have a budget for this..."

"I'll pay expenses! And I'm sure Vincent would chip in too. I'm so glad you're doing this for us, Twitch. Tell me, is the place you've booked pretty? And, more importantly, is it romantic?"

"Uh... y-yeah... it's, um... gorgeous..." Twitch grinned uneasily. "Now, about that dare you got..."

"Oh, yes, what am I supposed to ask you again? Um, what is a lemon?"

Twitch's eyebrows raised, "What?"

"That's what I'm to ask you. What's a lemon?"

"It's a fruit," Twitch said evasively.

"No, I mean, in fanfiction..." Scott said. "What's a lemon fanfic?"

"Uh..." Twitch sighed, "It's a-a... very mature story."

"Mature?" Scott asked. "In what sense?"

Twitch shook her head, "Oh my gosh, Scott, you haven't worked it out yet? It's a... it's sex, Scott." ((*shrug* if my readers are okay with it, I'm happy to be quite open about these things. Then again, I don't wish for anybody to feel uncomfortable, so let me know if you'd rather I used a more indirect term.))

It was Scott's turn to raise his eyebrows, "Oh my gawd."

"Yeah," Twitch said.

"So... a purplephone lemon..." Scott trailed off, blushing. "Oh my gawd."

"Yeah," Twitch repeated.

Vincent walked up behind Scott, wrapping an arm around his waist, "You wanted to know about purplephone lemons, Scott?"

Scott squeaked and his face turned bright red, "N-No, it was just the dare... I had to ask..."

"Yeah, well," Vincent leaned down to say into his ear, "We'll have plenty of time for that on our honeymoon~"

Scott blushed even darker, "Vincent... shut up... you're embarrassing me..."

"Good," Vincent said, and let go of Scott, "Because that was my half of the dare."

"Dare?" Scott asked.

"Yeah, I was dared to embarrass you. Looks like it worked, too~ You're so cute when you're blushing~"

Scott sighed, "Should have seen it coming."

"Yeah, probably," Vincent said, grinning.

He blushed deep, my good sir.

((Forgive me, for I have sinned. Bujeebas, you people are daring me some pretty risqué stuff... don't go too far... ;-; I won't write anything I feel uncomfortable with.

also I ended up starting that new purplephone book, so check it out sometime.))