Steven: -turns camera on- ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Me: Well, if it isn't someone's birthday!
Steven: -falls down the stairs-
Garnet: -catches him- Yes! I wonder who it is?
Amethyst: -uses whip- I bet it's a little gem!
Pearl: -makes breakfast- Who has a pink gem!
All Gems: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVEN!
Steven: So what are we going to do?
Me: Well, I don't know?
Steven: Awwww what? I know!
Me: What is it now?
Steven: You guys can take me on a mission! -jumps up and down-
Me: Yea! The Gems can take you!
Amethyst: What about you?
Me: Cinos wanted to see me!
Pearl: I wonder what it is! -pokes me-
Me: Shut up! -giggles-
Pepsi: HI EVERYONE! -screams-
Me: Tone it down will ya! -covers ears-
Paris: Sorry Ari! She is in hyper mode today!
Pepsi: NOTHING CAN TURN ME DOWN!-dances-
Me: Well than! -turns-
Steven: I wanna go on a mission!
Me: Fine! I'll take you!
Steven and me: -warps-
Cinos: Hey! Where did Ariana go?
Pearl: She went on a mission with Steven
Cinos: We have to go after her!
Garnet: -unfuses-
Ruby: Woah! Hold it hotshot!
Sapphire: Yea! Ariana went to go take Steven so where for his birthday!
Lapis: Hey!
Peridot: What up!
Amethyst: Where is Alex?
Me: She went with Buck somewhere!
Gems: HOLY CRAP!
Ruby: Where did you come from!
Me: Sent a hologram! Why?
Pearl: Wow! You love those holograms don't you!
Me: Of course!
Cinos: Hey babe! -kisses me-
Dragon: Mmmmm! Gem appetite!
Me: -transforms into dragon-
Dragon: Ooh! Lady dragon! -takes out roses-
Cinos: Yeah buddy! My lady!
Gems: Yea!
Dragon: I don't care!
Me: Woah! Fuck off! -lands near Garnet-
Dragon: Grrrrr! GEMS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! -attacks us-
Me: WAIT A MINUTE!
Every gem: -freezes-
Dragon: -freezes-
Me: I am terribly sorry Mr.Dragon! But this battle must wait!
Gems: Huh?
Me: First I must find Steven! -dashes to warp pad-
Gems: STEVEN?!?! -follows me-
Dragon: It worked!
Steven: Thanks Ariana!
Me: Hologram me! Hahaha! Who knew I can do this magic!-transforms back to human-
Steven: The Gems are coming back!
Me: -transforms back to dragon-
Steven: -hides-
Dragon: Any luck?
Gems: -cries-
Me: Oh well then!
Dragon: I'll be on my way then! -flies off-
Me: Goodbye! -waves sadly-
Gems: -cries harder-
Me: OK SHUT UP NOW!