T36m_tr6nsf0rm3rs dares:
I dare all the bois to have a boys night out and come back acting drunk for 2 hours.

TheBros: *running out the door* SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS!!!!

Medix: *with an agitated Whirl at her side* it's Sunday!

*later that night*

TheBros: *all come stumbling in at 3am*

TheWives: *have been waiting for them*

Wedge: *finger guns at his doomed brothers* good luck *slurrs* guys *turns around and ends up on the floor*

Hotshot&Hoist: *go over to help their fellow hoe- I mean bro, but ends up falling onto him*

Thegirls: *heavy sighs*

*the next morning, in Chase's class*

Thegirls: *sitting together and away from the bros*

TheBros: *L I T*

Chase: *oh Primus what now-* boys.

TheBros: *in unison* yeah daddy?

Medix: *chokes*

Wedge: *to her* oh big same.

Chase: *facedesks and needs to fuggin retire*

*later*

TheBros: *can be found in bizzare positions in different areas of the lounge*

Hoist: *helm in the hole of the tire chair* my back hurts.

Whirl: maybe because you're helm first in that chair?

Hoist: ...that explains a lot.

Hotshot: *is in ragdoll mode as he drapes over a ceiling beam* look guys I'm making Medix worried!

Medix: *blasting her music in her audios, not paying attention*

Wedge: *laying in the doorway* hey Hotshot! Bet I can get her to sit on my face!

Hotshot: *ragdolls toward him* RAAAAAAH-

*later*

Hotshot: *is in the bathroom crying*

Medix, the medic:

*later*

Heatwave: *boutta quit*

TheBros: *all arguing over who has the best ass*

Hotshit: *arguing* OH YEAH??? WELL THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *grabs Medix's aft and squeezes it*

Medix, breaking:

TheBros: *F L E E*

Heatwave, immediately: Medix you get a 100.

*later*

TheBros: *group cuddle time*

Whirl: *throws a spider at them*

TheBros:

*that night, at 1am*

TheBros: *playing with this*

*his name is Maurice and it's based on a video the author saw so shhh*

TheBros: MAURICE! MAURICE! MAURICE! MAURICE! MAURI-

MommaBlades: *coming in with a wooden spoon*

TheBros: *S C A T T E R*

*the next morning*

TheBros: *hi-fours all around* dare complete!

Hotshot: and I'm only grounded for a week by my parents! And a month by my fiancée!

Brothers: nice!

Wedge: *sees the wives approaching and salutes his comrades* good luck guys!

Hotshot&Hoist: *sarcastically* thaanks...

Wedge: *as married bickering happens in the background* pray for them guys! They ain't gonna get out of this so easily! *big goofy ass smile as he turns off the camera*