orcyprimeTheGreat dares:
I dare Hotshot to prank Wedge for 24 hours.

Hotshot:

*evil laughter echoes throughout the halls in the dead of night*

Medix: *rolls his optics while looking into the camera as he lays in his berth* oh Primus...

*the next morning*

Wedge: *screams as he opens his door and a bucket full of water drops onto him*

Wedge: *running to the break room with the bucket on his head* WHO PUT THE BUCKET ON TOP OF MY DOOR?!?!

Hotshot: *as he sips his morning energon* dunno. Maybe one of the cleaning bots left it there on accident.

Wedge: *grumbles as he walks away* those damn things...

Hotshot: *stupid grin as he finishes his energon*

Recruits: *snap up when they hear another scream and then a loud thud on the floor*

Wedge: *on the floor, yelling* WHO WAXED THIS AREA AND FORGOT TO PUT UP A SIGN?!?!

Hotshot: *snorts out some of his energon*

*that afternoon after a very messy rescue*

Mech Recruits: *washing up in the washracks*

Hotshot: *sneaks up on Wedge*

Wedge: *washing himself with some soap, not noticing Hotshot behind him*

Hotshot: *yells out* DON'T DROP THE SOAP WEDGE!!!!

Wedge: *screams as he literally drops the soap and turns to face Hotshot* HOTSHOT-

Hotshot: well hey there~

Medix and Hoist: *trying so hard not to laugh*

Wedge: *immediately yeets a sponge in Hotshot's face and grabs the soap*

*later after that incident*

Hotshot: *fucking with Wedge as he holds up a wax bottle* hey big boy you want me to help you wax~?

Wedge: *snatches the wax bottle from him* stay the fuck away from me. Go wax your mechfriend.

Hotshot: *deeper voice with a goofy salute* yes sir! *comes up behind Medix and grabs his hips* hey gorgeous~. Need some help?

Medix: *immediately figures out what's going on, letting Hotshot get all "handsy" with him* I'd love some help from a big, strong, handsome bot like you~

Wedge: *gagging so hard as he turns away and tunes them out, about to open his own bottle of wax*

Hotshot: *another stupid grin as he can see what Wedge is doing in the corner of his optic*

Wedge: *opens up bottle*

The Bottle:

Wedge: *screams as the contents of the bottle explode in his face*

Medshot: *stop their antics and die of laughter*

*a few hours later*

Wedge: *about to enter his room but stops when the door suddenly opens*

Medix: *walking out* oh hello Wedge! You have such a nice room! *keeps walking away*

Wedge: uhhh... thanks....?

Hotshot: *also walks out looking ever so proud* dude your berth is awesome. You have to let me know where you got it *walks away and playfully slaps Medix's aft as they walk away together*

Wedge: . . . . .

Wedge: *ding!* WAIT A MINUTE DID YOU TWO-

Medshot: *running away while laughing*

Wedge: *goes to his berth to check it, only to find a note*

On the note: we're not that cruel ;P
Love, the best couple ever.

Wedge: . . . . .

Wedge: I'm still gonna burn this berth.

*that night, in the lab*

Hotshot: *leaning against the doorway, talking to Wedge* aw man you're gonna burn it?? But it's such a comfortable berth!

Wedge: *bitchface at Hotshot as he works on his project (idk think of something like a small car xD)*

Hotshot:

Wedge: *rolls optics as he makes another adjustment to his project*

His Project:

Wedge: *shrieks as his project suddenly explodes in his face* WHATTHEFU- HOW????

Hotshot: *holding a firecracker and a fuse* I think you need to start over bro. It ain't explosive resistan- OH SHIT

Hotshot: *chair to the face*

*24 hours is almost up*

Medix: *treating Hotshot's face in the medical bay* I'll throw some wrenches at him for you honey.

Hotshot: *as Medix hands him an ice pack* thanks babe. But you don't have to worry about it.

Medix: why not?

Wedge: *immediately screams* HOTSHOT YOU MOTHERFU-

Hotshot: *snorts as 24 hours are up* I hope he likes trying to clean himself from that.

Medix: from what?

Wedge: *bursts in covered with tar and chicken feathers* You put. A bucket of tar. And lots of fucking chickens. In my room?!

Hotshot: hey man you look great in black!

Wedge: your optics will be black when I beat the shit out of y-

Medix: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick* not on my watch.

Hotshot:

Also Hotshot:

*the next morning*

Wedge: *sitting across from Hotshot on the couch in the break area, glaring at him*

Hotshot: *looks over to the entrance and smiles* morning babe!

Medix: *sits down next to Hotshot and kisses him sweetly* good morning sweetspark. Did you recharge well?

Hotshot: of course. I recharged with you, didn't I? *nuzzles him*

Wedge: eugh.

Medix: *death glares him*

Wedge: