Dylan(some annoying jerk at my school): HEY WILL!!

Me: what??? >~<

Dylan: i heard you can speak German.... so say something cool!

Me: FINE if it'll make you leave *takes breath*

Me:
Dein nerviger kleiner Mistkerl, der immer versucht, mich und meinen Freund Mike so zurück zu nerven (Translation: Your an annoying little piece of crap who always tries to annoy me and my friend mike so back of dylan)

Dylan: what did you say?

Me: I said a prayer in German <.<

Dylan: oh.... cool *walks away*

Mike: what did you REALLY say to him?

Me: some pretty mean things >:3

Mike: nice XD