
Bad Boys and Frozen Warrens.
(Media:Pic of Alice. (Please ignore the tail)
Alice:Hiro,Get out of bed.
Hiro:...
Alice:Hiro?
Jack:(Walks into room) I got this. (Leans against Alice) Oh no!! Gravity is increasing on me!!
Alice:(grunts and tries to get Jack off) NO ITS NOT!!
Jack:Is too,the same thing happened yesterday.(Drops onto Alice)
Alice:YOU ROTTEN FROST!! YOUR BUTT IS CRUSHING ME!!
Jack:(dead)
Alice:HIRO HELP ME!!!!
Hiro:...
Alice:ROTTEN BOYS!!!!
-Later on-
Hiccup:(reads dare silently) Hiro's gonna die....
Elsa:Why!?
Hiccup:(rereads dare)
Elsa and Rap:(Eyes widens)
Merida:He's been needin' ter die Fer a while...
Hiccup:Why!?
Merida:(Slams bow onto table)HE PAINTED MAH BOW PINK!!!
Alice:(far away) HELP!!!!
Elsa:Let me guess....
Alice:JACK'S CRUSHING ME WITH HIS BIG BUTT!!
Rap: I'm gonna go help.(leaves)
All:(Sounds of slapping echo through their ears)
Merida:GE' EM PUNZIE!!!
Hiccup:We gotta get you a therapist....(mumbles)
Merida:(punches Hic on shoulder)
Alice:(walks into room with look of pain) boys are cruel....
Elsa:You've noticed now?
Rap:Let's check the dares!!
Hiccup:I'll have to re read it,again.
Hiccup has to drive a motorcycle FULL SPEED down an empty highway. Because this will prove how much of a bad boy he is.
Hiro, steal all of Gogo's bubblegum. And when she comes and gets it,eat one in front of her. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-DreamyCo.
Jack:(comes in with red cheek.) I know a good highway!
Merida:Frost, it bette' no' have any cars o' trucks.
Alice:How is Hiccup a bad boy? He's been sweet ever since this stay. If anyone's a bad boy it should be Mr.Gravity over here.(chucks thumb at Jack while hair turns light red)
Merricup:(glances at each other)
Hiro:(comes in with yet a red cheek) You did do something bad did you?
Hiccup:I only snuck out of bed a few times to visit Merida-
Rap:(Squeals)
All but Rap:(raises eyebrow)
Elsa: I'll grab the camera!
Merida:I'll go buy a mota'cycle!!
-on an empty highway-
Hiro:This place is really deserted.
Alice: (watches a ball of tumbleweed pass by) yup.
Jack:Okay Hiccup,all you gotta do is drive that motorcycle full speed across this highway.
Hiccup:(puts on helmet) o-okay....(starts motorcycle and starts driving)
Jack:(leans into Elsa) Get the ambulance on speed dial.
All but Jack:(eyes widen)
Hiccup:(Far away) THERES A GAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY!!! THERE IS A GAP!!!!!
Merida:(sighs and dials ambulance)
-Afterwards-
Rap:It's amazing really,you only broke your wrist...(wraps hair around wrist)
Hiccup:yeah yeah,just fix my wrist so I can strangle Jack better.
Alice:Do it twice please....one for me.
-After Punzie sings-
Hiccup ran to strangle Jack. Jack ran away.
Merida:Yer turn Hamada!!!
Hiro:What's my dare again?
Elsa:Stealing Gogo's gum,and when she comes you eat one in front of her.
Hiro:(stares blankly at Elsa) I am so dead.
Merida:(laughs) THA'S WHA' I SAID!!
Alice:Good luck Hiro....see ya at your funeral.
Hiro:(glares at girls then leaves)
Rap:(checks phone)hmm....what size coffin is he?
Elsa:He's about Alice's height so make it 4' 10.
Rap:And Jack's?
Merida:Make it 5 feet.
Rap:Kk.(rapidly texts phone)
-2 hours later-
Hiro:(kicks down door.) I GOT THEM!!!! Did you know she has a vault full of this stuff?
Alice: Really?Great! Now you gotta use that big brain of yours to fix my door.
Hiro: -_-
Hiccup:(walks in) Hey guys someone named-
Gogo:(pushes Hiccup away by face) WHERE IS HE!?!?HAMADA!!!
Merida:It was nice knowin' yu...(pats shoulder then walks away)
Elsa:(rolls camera)
Gogo:GIVE ME BACK MY GUM YOU-
Rap:LANGUAGE GOGO!!
Gogo:FINE!!!GIVE IT BACK!!!!
Alice:(thinking) do it Hiro....
Hiro:I will....but first....(pops gum in mouth)
-2 seconds later-
Merida:(eats popcorn) RIGH' GOGO!!SWERVE RIGH'
Elsa:(takes bite of chocolate)
Merida:PUT THA' BOY IN A HEAD LOCK!!!!!
Hiro:NOT HELPING MERIDA!!!!
Merida:THA'S WHY IMA DOIN IT!!!! THA'S A GOOD KICK LASS!!!!
Rap:(covers Alice's eyes)
Olaf:(walks in) Hi I'm Olaf and I like warm(sees Gogo....then leaves.)
All but Elsa,Gogo,and Hiro:(stares at Elsa)
Elsa:Olaf's scared of Gogo.
Alice:Who can blame him?
Merida:IN THE FACE!!UPPER CUT!!
Jack and Hiccup:(walks in) hey guys..what's up?
The two see the fight,Jack immediately sits down and watches,Hiccup walks away.
Jack:YOU GO GIRL!!!!
Merida:I LIKE THIS LASS!!!!
-After Gogo leaves-
Hiro:I can't move my anything.
Merida:Good.
Hiro:HOW IS THAT GOOD!?!?
Alice:While Hiro tries to recover we have some questions. Here's one.
Hic, did you leave Astrid in charge of Berk while your at Alice's? Cause if so then I wouldn't be surprised if something being blew up right now if she is... -DreamyCo.
Elsa:(turns on t.v)
Hiccup:Of course not, I left my mom in charge.
Rap:Isn't your mom on vacation right now?
Hiccup:Yeah...why?
Elsa:Who did she leave in charge?
Hiccup:Oh...Astrid(says with smile.)
T.V: we interrupt your daily program for this emergency announcement. The Great Hall of Berk has been destroyed by a rampaging Zippleback.
Hiccup:TOOTHLESS C'MON WE'RE GOING TO BERK!!!!(leaves)
Merida:I can' believe he used to date her...
Jack:I kinda can.
Alice:Jack you also have a question..
Jack, how's the planking business going? Or have you given that up yet? Because if you did....*evil chipmunk eye* also, thanks for making it snow yesterday and this afternoon. -DreamyCo.
Jack:HAVE YOU MET ME!?!? I will never ever give up on pranks. I even have a prank ready for-
BOOM!!
Jack:Punzie.(smirks)
Rap:uh...Jack....I'm right here...,
Jack: 0_O
Hiro:Everyone's here. Hiccup just left so...
Alice:(gasp) MUM!!!
Maleficent:(walks into room covered in blue ink) Who put an exploding blue ink package in the utensils cabinet?(holds up package)
All but Jack(Hiro's trying to move):JACK!!(Points to said Frost)
Jack:I'M OUT!! (Flies out of window)
Maleficent:Oh I don't think so..(flies out after his)
All:0_0
Hiro:Alice sometimes your mom scares me.
All but Alice:(nods)
Alice:Anywho...onto the next one.
Elsa. Have you gotten Olaf a girlfriend yet!? He needs an Olivia the Snowman! Also,how's the ice powers? Bootiful as ever?-DreamyCo.
Merida:If I were Yu I'd say no. Who needs a man?
Hiro:But you kissed Hiccup.
Merida:Shut it Hiro, or I'll kick yu like tha' Gogo.
Hiro:I'll shut up now....
Elsa:My powers are great, but honestly I don't know if Olaf wants a girlfriend.
Rap:HEY OLAF!!CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND?
Olaf:(skips into room) What?
Elsa:Do you want a girlfriend?
Olaf:What's that?
Rap:A girlfriend is a-
Merida:OLAF DON' WAN' A GIRLFRIEND LEAVE HIM BE!!NEX' QUESTION!!!!
Alice:Let's see...
Punz and Mer:Have you gotten your coronations yet?
Rap:Sadly no. It's all because of that immortal potion North gave us....
Merida:I DON' WANT TO BE QUEEN!!YU HAVE TER MARRY AN' BE RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!
Hiro:Well now we know you'd rather die than be queen....
Merida:Tha's righ' Hamada.
Elsa:Well that's all the questions and dares we have now,see YA-
Hiccup:(runs into room) WAIT!!!!
Merida:OH MAH MORDU WHA' KNOW!?!?!
Hiccup:We missed another dare!
Alice:What's the dare?
Hiccup:(reads from paper)
I dare Jack and Elsa to freeze Bunny's warren. -Sara-Q.
Elsa:Okay, but let's wait for Jack.
-One day later-
Hiro:You got any 2's?
Elsa:No. Yu go' any 5's Alice?
Alice:No, Punzie you got any 6's?
Rap:(throws downs cards angrily) Third time in a row!!!
Alice:(smirks and takes cards)
Jack:I'm baaaaaack!
Hiccup:Great! Now you and Elsa gotta freeze Bunny's warren.
Jack:...
Elsa:...
Jack:YES!!REVENGE TIME IS A GO!!!!(grabs Elsa and leaves)
Hiro:Merida you got a 7?
Merida:(throws down cards harder) HOW DU YU TU DO IT!?!?!
Halice:...
-With Jelsa-
Elsa:Are you sure Bunny's not here?
Jack:What Kangaroo? Nah, he's trying to deliver eggs to China.
Elsa:Trying?
Jack:(clears throat) China and Bunny don't get along well....
Elsa:(raises eyebrow) anyway....
Jack:I call freezing the coloring pool!! (Flies away!)
Elsa:IM FREEZING THE EGGS!!!
-In the middle of the fun-
???:CRIKEY!!FROSY YOUR GONNA GET IT!!
Elsa:Jack run!!!
Jack:Try to catch me Kangaroo!!
Bunny:Oh Yer gonna get it...
Jack:Aaaaah!!Hes got my foot! Kangaroo got my foot!!
Elsa:...SEE YA!!!
Jack: ELSA DONT LEAVE ME!!!
Elsa:I can't hear you! I'm too far away! (Uses magic portal to leave)
-With the others-
Alice:Alright Hiro, it's just you...and me...
Hiccup:(leans into Merida) who knew this game could get intense?
Merida:(eats popcorn)
Hiro:Do you have any 1's?
Alice:NOPE!!!
Elsa:(walks in and sits down) Hey guys,what's going on?
Rap:Intense game...Hiro VS.Alice....where's Jack.
Elsa:...Kangaroo.
Rap:(nods head and watches)
Merida:I bet yu 10 dollars Alice'll win.
Hiccup:Your on.
Alice: Got any Aces?
Hiro:....(Angrily drops cards onto table) 9TH TIME IN A ROW!!!
Alice:AND THE SUPREME CHAMPION WINS AGAIN!!!!
Merida:(puts hand out) Gimme.
Hiccup:(Hastily reaches into pocket and gives Merida 10 bucks)
Elsa:See you guys later....now we gotta go save Jack.
Merida:Yu have fun with that.
Rap:(grabs Merida's ear and drags her away)
Merida:Owowowowowowowow!!
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Alright Sara-Q and DreamyCo! There you have it!! I hope everyone has a great day and I'll see you guys later for more dares and questions!!
-Alice!
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