Jesse: Hi everyone and welcome back to this ask and dare book. Usually, Jesus would be doing the intro. But he's running late right now.

Olivia: I guess we should start without him.

Axel: This ain't fun without him around.

*Door opens. Me and Aiden come in arguing with each other*

Me: I'm never going out to eat with you again, Aiden!

Aiden: Hey, Jesus! If you wanted to leave a tip, you should've left the f*cking tip! It ain't my responsibility!

Magnus: Woah, guys. What's going on?

Me: Aiden didn't tip our server at a restaurant.

Aiden: Tipping is only a choice. I don't have to do it if I don't want to.

Soren: I don't understand why people go out to eat and not leave a tip to their server, it's so disrespectful.

Magnus: I only tip based on the service. If I get a good service, then I'll leave a tip. If not, then no tip.

Axel: Same thing with me.

Petra: Look guys, it doesn't matter about leaving tips. It's just people's business.

Me: *Sigh* I suppose your right.

Aiden: I win.

Me: *Death glares at Aiden* I'm this close to kicking your ass.

Aiden: You won't, guttersnipe.

Me:

Magnus: Woah! Jesus is really pissed now!

Axel: Things are going down!

Lukas: Jesus, please calm down!

Me: Hell no! He wants to be like that, then that's how it's gonna go down!

Aiden: Ha! In your dreams hoe!

Me: You wanna f*cking say that again?!

Jesse: Will you two stop fighting?!

Me and Aiden: ...... ok.

Axel: Anyway, let's get on with the dares for this chapter.

Me: Let's get started, shall we?

Dare #1:

Lukas: What?! That's disgusting! I'm not doing that!

Axel: You have to, dude. There's no getting out of it.

Lukas: *Sighs* Fine! But only once am I doing this! *Takes out an empty bottle* Here goes nothing.

*Lukas turns away and zips down his pants. Eventually, Lukas' urine filled the entire bottle*

Magnus: Holy sh*t! *Dying on the inside*

Jesse: Oh my f*cking god!

Lukas: *Zips up his pants and turns back to us* Is it too late to turn back?

Petra: Way too late!

Lukas: *Mumming some curse words* I'm gonna get you guys after this. *Drinks his urine*

Me: OH MY GOD!!!

Olivia: I think I'm gonna get sick!

Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Soren: Even the endermen would be laughing at this!

Lukas: *Runs to the sink and rinses his mouth several times*

Me: Okay let's just get to the next part!

Dare#2????????:

Petra: I wish that could happen. But unfortunately, I'm not ready to be a mother. I haven't fell in love with anyone recently. I'm not even interested in love at all. Besides, even if I did get a baby, it wouldn't last long because of Wattpad limits.

Me: Well time to end the chapter here. Be sure to send those asks and dares!

Everyone: Bye!