"I dare Dipper to lick a Dorito slowly in front of Bill!" -@FOXY_ICE

Dipper: why do you so this to me *grabs Dorito and walks up to Bill*

Bill: HEY PINE TREE!!!!11!1!!!1 WHATCHA GOT THERE????

Dipper: *licks Dorito ever so slowly*

Bill: ...

Dipper: ...

Bill: SOOO.... DID IT TASTE GOOD??? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dipper: *groans*