I've never had...a birthday.  I mean I don't even know the day I was made, and I moved around constantly.  The closest thing I had to one was my yearly observation and report on my growth, and metabolism.  He told me what age I was.

It's not a big deal at all. A party is for someone who deserves it. Nobody should celebrate me on any day, or be glad about me grating older.

But Honestly I would kill for one special day of the year like that. Once in my life.