Here we see you doing paperwork at home while the girls are watching TV at home.

Lindsay: "So, what's this about a new team the O5 made?"

Leshawna: "Alpha-99 the Crossing Guards, a team made to handle anomalies that are fictional characters themselves or events."

Courtney: "Soo like cartoon characters and fictional anomalies?"

Lindsay: "Yeah like Superman, or Captain Hero, or Omni-man, or Danny Phantom, or even Kratos."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Gwen: "Or events like the Rumbling from Attack on Titan or Godzilla's rampages."

(Y/N): "Them too."

Gwen: "I thought he only attacked Japan."

(Y/N): *gets a text from Amelia*"Well I better get going, they need me to go on a mission in Ireland."

Courtney B: "Why do you need to go to Ireland."

Gwen: "I did hear that place has banshees so maybe we're capturing banshees."

(Y/N): "Since when do they spit acid?"

Gwen: "They don't, where did you hear that?"

(Y/N): "Doctor Buck told me on the text, well they need me and a squad down there."

Gwen: "Alright, be safe."

Later, in Ireland, we see you and a squad of troops in the MTF Omega-19 team looking around the area.

(Y/N): "Okay everyone, be on the lookout for anything. I'll go talk to the witness."

Soldier: "Yes sir."

You then looked around and spotted the house of the witness and you head to the front door and knock on it.

(Y/N): "Is anyone here, I just wanna ask some questions."

You then see someone open the door and you see a woman in the house.

(Y/N): "Ma'am is it okay if I ask some questions?"

???: "Of course, come on in."

You then went into the house and you saw Caitlyn and Jen in the house.

(Y/N): "I wasn't told you have guests."

Woman: "Oh Jen is a relative of mine and she brought a friend with her."

(Y/N): "Well nice to meet you girls."

Catilyn: "It's nice to meet you too."

(Y/N): "My name is (Y/N), so can one of you tell me if you saw any banshees in the area?"

Woman: "Oh it was a fortnight ago, last night I was checking on the chickens until I saw the coop empty, and damaged. And I heard a scream that was neither human nor animal."

(Y/N): "I see, was it a banshee?"

Woman: "No, it was bald and it turned its head unnaturally."

(Y/N): "Unnaturally how?"

Woman: "Well it turned its head like-like an owl, and it looked human but it's not."

(Y/N): "Any bird-like traits? Feathers? Wings?"

Woman: "Hm not it was bald all over."

(Y/N): "Okay, any other traits?"

Woman: "Well aside from the head turning, it can spit acid at those who come its way. And it lays eggs from its mouth."

(Y/N): "Hm, owl head turning, acid spit, and laying eggs via regurgitating, it sounds like traits that don't match up with a banshee. Well worry no more ma'am, my team and I will handle the situation."

Woman: "Thank you sir, I don't want to use any more chickens."

Later on, we see you and the team searching the area around the house and wait for the creature to come back as you were talking to Jen and Caitlyn.

(Y/N): "Girls, stay in the house. You do not want to go outside and get caught in the crossfire."

Jen: "Noted."

You then leave the house as Jen and Caitlyn talk to each other.

Caitlyn: "You think this guy can take care of whatever it is out there?"

Jen: "He looks like he knows what he's doing."

Meanwhile with you, we see you and the team looking around the area and you all come across an old house and you and the team went into the house. It was filled with bones and acid on walls and floors.

(Y/N): "Yeesh, whatever it was that was here looks like it's tough."

You then heard the creature's scream and you all headed into a room where you found the creature, which was a human-bird hybrid creature.

(Y/N): "Alright buddy, you're coming with us!"

The hybrid looked at you as it screamed loudly as it then shot acid at you and you and the team ducked down and the creature spat acid on one of your teammates and shot acid onto the man's face.

Soldier: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

(Y/N): "Get off of him!"

You then point your shotgun at the creature's head and blow its brains out. You see that the soldier was dead from the acid.

(Y/N): "Let's give him a proper burial."

Soldier: *sees something*"Sir, you might want to see this."

You then see the creature's eggs and you turn to the soldiers.

(Y/N): "Get these eggs back to base."

Soldier: "Yes sir."

Later on, while the soldiers were taking the eggs back to the base, we see you talking to Jen and Caitlyn.

(Y/N): "The mother is dead and its eggs were collected, just need all 3 of you to be administered amnestics."

Jen: "What are those?"

(Y/N): "Well they will make you think all of this was a figment of your imaginations."

Sometime later, after containing some specimens of the newly designated SCP-3199, you were talking to Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef.

(Y/N): "I've seen what one can do, so a whole pack of them can be a massacre or worse, our extinction."

Dr. Clef: "Yeah good thing we classified it as a keter, turns out these things hate being in water mixed with sedatives."

Dr. Bright: "So they won't be a threat to anyone else."

(Y/N): "Yeah, we better keep their cage tight or things will get bad. And all witnesses were amnestied."

Dr. Clef: "Good, no one needs to remember uh... um... What are we calling these anomalies?"

Dr. Bright: "SCP-3199."

Dr. Clef: "Okay but I mean what do we name them?"

Dr. Bright: "Oh, Humans, Refuted."

(Y/N): "Well I wonder what those girls are up to now."

Meanwhile with Jen and Caitlyn, they return back to their trip and Caitlyn was frustrated with something

Jen: "Something wrong Caitlyn?"

Caitlyn: "Gah! I feel like I met a cute boy and I don't remember who!"

Jen: "Huh, you know that you mention whoever it was, did seem nice."

Caitlyn: "I've been on a dating hiatus because of this, I feel like I met the same guy twice and yet I don't know what his name is or what he looks like."

Jen: "Well I'm sure you'll remember him soon."

Caitlyn: "Yeah I guess."

Later, at the Lemon, we see Caitlyn visualizing the boy she met twice and then she pulls out a pencil and paper to make a sketch of the boy and then she gets to sketching. By the time she's done, she sees the boy she met twice was you.

Caitlyn: "Hmm..."

Nikki: "What are you doing?"

Caitlyn: "I met a cute boy and I don't remember who he is and what he looks like so I sketched out what he could look like on this paper."*hands Nikki the paper*"Like this."

Nikki: *Looks at the photo* "Huh, he looks kinda familiar?"

Caitlyn: "Aw man you're dating him already!"

Nikki: "What?! No! I mean I feel like I've seen this guy before."

Jen: *comes in*"Hey guys." *Sees the photo* "Woah, that guy looks familiar, feel like I saw him before, but the details are too fuzzy. But that drawing is scarily accurate."

Nikki: "Heh, yeah you could be a police sketch artist Caitlyn."

Caitlyn: "I could be, I can never forget the face of any cute boys." *sees Jonesy* "Well... except Jonesy."

Nikki: "Ha!"

Jonesy: "Hey! I heard that!"

Nikki: "Okay but in all seriousness, it feels like we know from somewhere but I can't remember."

Jen: "Yeah me neither."

Meanwhile with you, we see you at home watching TV as we see Leshawna sitting with you.

Leshawna: "Hey you don't think the people you gave amnesia to will remember you right?"

(Y/N): "No, once the amnestic is in your system, all the horrible stuff they witnessed never happened."

Leshawna: "Does that include people meeting you?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, that too."

Leshawna: "And what if they do remember?"

(Y/N): "Well they only remember bits and pieces but not the entire thing."

Leshawna: "Huh, okay and what if they put the pieces together?"

(Y/N): "Well they would kind of remember but not really cause the more they try to remember they forget what they're trying to remember."

Leshawna: "Well that would be annoying."

(Y/N): "Yep. Like getting something caught in your teeth and no matter what you do it just won't get out."

Leshawna: "Ohoho yeah, know that feeling all too well."

(Y/N): "Like a bit of chicken in your teeth?"

Leshawna: "Hey that was racist."

(Y/N): "Sorry."

Leshawna: "It's okay, you didn't know and besides everyone eats chicken."

(Y/N): "Yeah it's delicious."

Leshawna: "Nice."*changes the channel and saw a porn channel*"Why do you have something like this?"

(Y/N): "In my defense, I didn't even know I had that channel."

Leshawna: "You got a TV service and you had no idea you had a channel for watching porn?"

(Y/N): "I didn't even know they aired a channel like that."

Leshawna: "You learn something new everyday."

(Y/N): "Yeah I just bought the standard package and I didn't know this came with the standard package."

Leshawna: "Hey you're not in trouble baby, you didn't know about this channel."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Leshawna: "And you know, I'm feeling I need some love babycakes. How about we have some fun~?"

(Y/N): "Okay."

Later on, we see you and Leshawna in bed after some sex.

Leshawna: "Phew, for a man who has the brain of Einstein and the body of a soldier, you make this black woman feel like a queen."

(Y/N): "Anything to make you happy."

Leshawna: "Well baby, you are the guy for me, you don't over do it on the romance bull."

(Y/N): "I don't flaunt my looks to get through life, I use honesty and professionalism."

Leshawna: "That's why you're my man that I share with my gal pals. You ain't a player."

(Y/N): "True."

Leshawna: "And feel free to touch my good baby cakes."

(Y/N): "Like this?"

You then started to fondle Leshawna's right boob as she moaned a bit.

Leshawna " Mm, yeah just like that and if you want to do it with the other one, don't want her to feel left out."*feels your hand fondling her other breast*"Mmm, that's it baby give these girls some love."

(Y/N): "Man you are really stacked."

Leshawna: "Yep, triple Ds all the way."

Meanwhile with the girls, we saw them in your apartment and they were watching TV.

Jessica: "I bet Leshawna is having fun with (Y/N) right now."

Gwen: *Hears Leshawna moan* "Yep she is."

Heather: "She's so lucky, I can't believe (Y/N) is having fun with a plus sized girl while us petite girls are having her sloppy seconds."

Gwen: "I don't think (Y/N) is the type of guy who would go for a girl who's more stacked, remember he doesn't go for a girl by her looks, only her personality."

Heather: "While they were watching Porn on TV?"

Lindsay: "He has a porn channel?"

Jessica: "Well to be fair , he didn't know he had it until now cause he's not that kind of person who wouldn't know about it when he bought the standard cable package."

Heather: "True, there are some channels that he didn't know he had."

Lindsay then changed the channel and then there was a horrific jumpscare on screen and the girls then hugged each other in terror.

Courtney: "Why?!"

Gwen: "I think he didn't know about the horror channel."

Lindsay: "I think I need to change my underwear."

Lindsay then gets up and pulls down her panties and the girls see the pee stain.

Courtney: "Wow."

Lindsay: "Yeah I know, whenever I get scared I accidentally wet myself."

Courtney: "Like in the horror movie challenge?"

Lindsay: "That was an accidental tinkle on camera."

Gwen: "Like the one on Total Drama where you used the confessional like an actual outhouse?"

Lindsay: "Well to be fair I forgot that camera was there and it was an outhouse."

Courtney: "I... okay yeah, that is true."

We then see you and Leshawna come out of the room and Leshawna feels your hand groping her butt.

Leshawna: "Mmm, those are some quality hands baby."

(Y/N): *sees the TV*"Hey I didn't know I have a horror channel, I need to get back to watching scary movies so that I won't be behind on scary movies."

Gwen: "You didn't know you had this channel either?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Lindsay: "Well it made me tinkle my new panties."

(Y/N): "Oh sorry."

Leshawna: "Hey lightweights, he's all yours. He had the queen size and now he's gonna have the princess size."

Heather: *Glances at Lindsay's boobs* "You know some of us aren't exactly princess size." *Referring to Lindsay's boobs*

Courtney: "Wait, would that make Lindsay the boob queen of total drama women?"

Gwen: "Yeah I guess so."

You then fondle Lindsay's breasts as she moans a bit.

(Y/N): "Yep that confirms it."

You then sit on the couch and watch a horror movie.

(Y/N): "The Manslaughter, I love this one. I used to watch this since I was 3. Movie is about to start, does anyone need to use the bathroom?"

Courtney: "I already went earlier, Gwen?"

Gwen: "Nope, Heather?"

Heather: "I'm good for now."

(Y/N): "Leshawna?"

Leshawna: "All good here baby, Lindsay?"

Lindsay: "Well I already went in my new panties so I think I'm good for now."

(Y/N): "Let's watch some scary movies and get some nightmares."

Later, in the morning, we see the girls sleep deprived at the table while you were well rested.

Gwen: "I... can't go to... sleep."

Courtney: "This is worse... than the awake-athon back on TDI."

Leshawna: "Ain't the truth."

Heather: *Sees Lindsay fallasleep on the table*"Can someone-"*yawns*"Wake Lindsay up?"

(Y/N): "Man those horror movies don't really match the real thing."

Courtney: "Easy for you to say, you're used to scary anomalies."

Heather: "Lindsay? Lindsay?? Hmm, free sale at the kakibarn."

Lindsay: *Wakes up* "Where?!"

Leshawna: "How did you know that would work?"

Heather: "It's Lindsay."

Leshawna: "Good point."

Lindsay: "So there's no sale at the Kakibarn?"

Gwen: "Uh, nope."

Lindsay: "Aw man, I was-"*falls asleep onto her pancakes*

Heather: "Oh come on, Lindsay free shoes at the Kakibarn."

Lindsay: *Wakes up* "Where?!"

(Y/N): "Well, I better get to work. I got a new assignment at the Foundation."

Courtney: "Is it classified?"

(Y/N): "Well it's a cowbell."

Next: Chapter 67: SCP-513 "A Cowbell"