Amy took charge, "Rory, take the Doctor into the TARDIS. Oswin, help me think about what to do."

"Okay," Rory and I did what Amy said, and I started thinking about what we could do.

"If we find something in the TARDIS that can destroy all the Neurotines, then maybe the effects on the Doctor will be reversed," I suggested.

"No," Amy shook her head. "The Doctor said it bites you and it affects the brain. I think getting rid of the Neurotine will help, but it won't cure him completely. If we get the Neurotine off the Doctor, though, maybe he will become partly sane and tell us how to cure him."

I grinned, "Let's make Rory take it off!" Amy agreed so we went into the time-machine and found the Doctor yelling at Rory.

"Your wife is not Amy Pond! She is Rose Tyler, she just dyed her hair red! Oo, wait, can you ask her to shave her eyebrows off? Why? Because I want to lay on them! They are so bushy! No wait, she's not Rose, she's Martha! I don't know why I thought she was Rose, Rose is in a parallel universe with Human Me. No, she's Martha! But wait! If your wife is Martha, that means you're Mickey, because Martha and Mickey are married! Wait wait wait, how is she Martha? She looks nothing like Martha! She's a younger version of Donna! They're both gingers, so it makes sense! Although, if she's the younger Donna, then who are you? Did you get eaten or something? Donna wasn't married when I knew her, well when I first met her it was her wedding day, but it turns out, her 'lover' was going to feed her to a giant spider. Oh! You'd better tell your wife, 'Amy' that she's going to be fat when she's older, because Donna was fa-a-at! Actually she wasn't fat, but she was fatter than you." Suddenly he gasped. "What if, she is all of my past companions, she can just regenerate! Yay! That means Amy is Donna, and Martha, and Rose, and Sarah-Jane, and so many more people! Wait, what am I saying, only Time Lords can regenerate, how can Amy/Donna/Martha/Rose/Sarah-Jane/etc. regenerate? Wait they can't! No!" Then the Doctor collapsed on the floor, unconscious.

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A/N I know, short chapter, it just seemed like a good place to stop. Did anyone like the Doctor when he was crazy? I did.

I'm sorry if the Doctor's rant made you sad because he mentioned Rose, or if it made you upset because he called Donna fat, he didn't mean what he said, he was just crazy from getting bitten by the Nuerotine.

When the Doctor listed a lot of people, those were a lot of his companions from seasons 1-6 of New Doctor Who.

Please vote and comment, feedback would be greatly appreciated!

- Maria