(y/n) is currently in his room, lying on his bed.

"Man..." you thought. "Although its a good enough place, my old room was a lot more roomier."

You pondered.

"Then again, they would've made me share a room with any of their friends."

You thought of one such friend.

"Like their friend..."

You couldn't help but snicker.

"Boner."

You tried to hold in the laughter, but you couldn't.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-Boner!"

You laughed uproariously.

Just then, you heard a knocking on your bedroom door.

Bayonetta: "(y/n)? It's me."

"Mom?"

Bayonetta: "Are you okay?"

"Yes."

Bayonetta: "Are you sure?"

"Mom, I'm ready to come out."

Bayonetta: "Okay, sir."

You stepped out of your room.

"Did I make you worry?"

Bayonetta: "I was worried, yes, but you were clearly hurt."

"Okay, mom."

Bayonetta: "(y/n), I don't want you to stay in your room all day."

"What?"

Bayonetta: "We're going out tonight."

Timeskip to that night...

"Okay, mom, what did you want to show me?"

Bayonetta removed her hands from your eyes.

Bayonetta: "Open your eyes."

You opened your eyes and saw the great blue sky.

"Mom, please tell me we're not--"

Bayonetta: "Flying? No, sweetie, we're not."

"Then where--"

Bayonetta: "I just want to take you out of your room for a while."

"I was never--"

Bayonetta: "Son, let's not reflect on your old life, hm?"

"I wasn't--"

Bayonetta: "You weren't what?"

"Never mind."

You sat next to your mother, looking at all the stars.

"You know, Mom--"

Bayonetta: "Hm?"

"My life has really changed since I met you."

Bayonetta: "That's what I always hear."

"Mom, this time I mean it."

Bayonetta: "What do you mean?"

"I'm grateful for all that you have done for me these past months."

Bayonetta: "Even though I've heard it from you enough times, I'm happy to be your mother."

"Mom, can we stay out here for a while longer?"

Bayonetta: "Why not?"

Soon afterwards, you and your mother returned home after a night of stargazing.

"Mom, I'm tired..."

Bayonetta: "Why don't we sleep together?"

"Sleep."

Bayonetta: "That's right."

"Together?"

Bayonetta: "Yes."

"Mom, are you coming on to me?"