I'm at 6.9K reads... nice😏

Okay but actually thank you guys so much I love you all (and especially that you have conversations in the comments :D)

Also sorry I'm kind of getting bad a posting consistently, I'll try to be less bad about that

Now on to my great and never ever thought of before super creative idea!!!!

You've already read about asexual sleep away camp, now get ready for...

ASEXUAL SLEEPOVERS!!!

There's naturally loads of cake, but that's not the important part of my idea

What do we all hate about sleepovers? Hella sexualized games like fuck marry kill that make you really uncomfortable!! So instead, pick a number 1-6 and find a new version (oh no I'm turning into a niche meme account again)

1:  Tom Holland*, Zandaya, Jake Gyllenhaal (Alternatively Peter Parker, MJ, Mysterio)

1)Have as your partner for a science project   

2) learn CPR with them

3) stick gum in their hair

2: David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Jon Hamm (Alternatively Anthony J. Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel)

1) Bake a cake with them

2) Babysit with them (weekly)

3) Burn their shoelaces and replace them with cooked spaghetti

3: Millie Bobby Brown, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink (alternatively Eleven, Will, Max)

1) Do a 24 challenge in a mall with them

2) Be on the same sports team with them

3) Replace their toothpaste with cream cheese 

4: Lilly Singh (iisuperwomanii), Daniel Howell, Shane Dawson

1) Be their roommate 

2) Teach them how to juggle

3) Take all the toilet paper in their house

5: Brendon Urie, Billie Eilish, Khalid

1) Train for an iron man triathlon with them

2) Do a duo cosplay with them for comicon

3) Replace all their belongings (including their house, car, etc) with greenish-brown replicas

6: Robert Downey Junior, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth (alternatively Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor)

1) Spend 100,000 dollars in New York with them

2) Do a Mukbang with them

3) Fill their house with shaving cream

*I feel like Tom Holland should become an ace thing since everyone seems to think it's impossible not to have a crush on him if that makes sense

But wait there's more because other shit ends up hella sexual too!

For example, would you rather, so here's some more interesting, less uncomfortable ones:

Have telekinesis or telepathy?

Be covered in fur or scales?

Have the ability to turn into a puppy at any time or be able to turn into a bird at anytime?

Listen to Muffin song for all eternity (on a volume so that you can hear other people, but you can only kind of make out what they're saying) or be deaf

Have the outfit you're wearing now be your ghost outfit forever or haunt the room you're in right now forever

Get stranded on the moon or in a submarine

(this one's somewhat sexual but it's really difficult) Not be able to tell muffins and babies apart or be sexually attracted to fruits

And finally, never have I ever:

Never have I ever bitten an eraser

Never have I ever wanted to become famous

Never have I ever swallowed gum

Never have I ever been thinking about something and then get worried that some on tin the room is a mind reader

Never have I ever tried staring at someone until they look at you

Never have I ever had the falling dream

Never have I ever made an "I have an ace up my sleeve" joke

Never have I ever pointed at a plant and made some joke about it being relatable 

Never have I ever gotten gum stuck in my hair

Never have I ever written a fanfic

Never have I ever tried to fart silently but it came out really loud instead

Never have I ever dipped a cookie in water

Never have I ever enjoyed mint (you know who you are)

Never have I ever been watching a show and wondered if someone would count it as a good Netflix and chill show

Never have I ever turned up the sound to full volume while someone was wearing headphones