The reasons why Kim Seokjin is better than you?

•He is prettier than you
•He is fabber than you
•He is cuter than you
•He is Kim Namjoon's wife
•He has a golden son
•He can cook better than you
•He has bigger boobs than you

Seokjin: I know I'm better than you~ *kisses his mario plushes*

Namjoon: -_- What about me babe