Have fun! I don't know where I keep getting the ideas from, I didn't think I would be able to upload until at the mist, next week but, hey! Watcha gonna do?

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Zalgo:

1) When you see him say, "Stop smiling, your making Jeff depressed!"

2) Tell him he will NEVER have a cookie, simply because he IS NOT FUCKING WORTHY OF AWESOME COOKIE-NESS!!! >:P

3) Keep slipping your hands under uead, you know, where his neck should be.

4) Say that Slendy is better than him

5) Make fun of the fact that he doesn't have a neck

6) Use the top of his torso (another no neck one... kind of anyway...) as a shelf

7) Tell him that the reason he can't make friends and Slendy can is because Slendy doesn't show that much raw emotion. But when you've got smiles all over your body, you can't make that many friends!

8) Tell him BOB does a better job than him

9) Jump on his back and keep yourself on By holding his horns

10) When he walks into a room shout "GET SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON!!!"

Scarecrow:

1) Get a crow and shout "SCARECROW, USE REPEL!!"

2) Say that her story is stupid

3) Keep trying to steal her scythe

4) Pull out some of her stuffing

5) Say to her "Scarecrow, you can't scare shit. How are you supposed to scare crows?"

6) Tell her that the boy she liked was ugly

7) Replace all of her string that she uses to stitch herself up, with pink or sparkly string

8) Tell Jeff that Scarecrow told you that he was ugly (you know what would happen after that.

9) When she tells her story say "awwww, oh well. Shit, fuck, out of luck, should've chose your friends better." (From The Seer)

10) If she ever tries to kill you be all up and like Rapunzel from Tangled and get behind her and knock her out with a frying pan

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Sometimes I really hate my phone, I had this chapter ready and instead of publishing the chapter, it deleted it instead. Oh well. At least its up now