Suicide Mouse

1) Tell him to stop copying squidward (he is going to he in the next chapter)

2) Replace all his favourite songs with 'Barbie Girl'

3) Sing Mickey mouse' club house REALLY loud

4) Start to tell him off for killing himself. Keep appearing in random places e.g. The Fridge

5) Pull in his ears saying "These are totally fake!" And when they stay on his head, say "Oh, Ok then." And then walk away as if nothing happened.

6) Say in a squeaky voice "Haha I'm the master of an evil co-operation!" Then run away.

7) When he goes out to kill, kill his victims and sit in their room pretending to be them. Then when he goes to kill you, turn around and jump on his face

8) Jump on his back and do not let go

9) Squeeze his nose and if it doesn't make a noise throw him out the window. If it does make a noise, throw him out of the window saying "AHHHH I HATE CLOWNS!"

10) Keep him tied to a chair with ducktape, anything you can find

Offenderman

1) Replace his usual hat with a sombrero (I most likely spelt this wrong)

2) Ask him why he has a mouth but nothing else

3) Get Trenderman to give Offender a master class in fashion

4) Leave a note on his bedroom door saying "Draw me like on of your French girls" and when he goes in, make sure that Splendorman is inside.

5) When he sleeps put a fake moustache on his face and draw a monicle where his eye should be

6) Replace his roses with mushy peas

7) When he gives you a rose throw it on the floor and shout "I ONLY LIKE (insert your favourite flower here)!!!"

8) Whenever he touches you, even if it was just a brush in the hall, taser him shouting "PERVERT!!" or "PEADO!!!"

9) Sing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and if he makes any comments, kick him in the balls

10) When he is trying to seduce someone tape a sign to his back saying 'I have HIV don't sleep with me.'

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Hope you enjoyed! *salutes and walks away*

Listening to: Get off easy By Breathe Carolina

Eating: SKITTLES!!!

Drinking: Lucozade Caribbean Crush

I don't know why I told you all this...