Splendorman:

1) Take his hat

2) Take all of the coloured patches off of his suit

3) Laugh at his baldness

4) Rub the drawn on smiley face off and replace it with an unhappy face

5) Chase him around with a nurf gun and DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY

6) When he walks in shout "OH NO!! POOR SPLENDOR!! DID NO-ONE TELL HIM WE WERE PLAYING PAINTBALL???!!!" And then wait a few seconds before shooting him with a paint gun (Me:NOOOOO NOT THE SUIT!!!)

7) Say the bowties are stupid (Me: T^T *is being shouted at by Doctor Who*)

8) Take all of the bells off of his tentacles

9) Fill his pockets with mushy peas

10) Say Slenderman doesn't love him (Me: QAQ harsh!!)

Midnight Man:

1) When you see him shout, "The power of Christ compels you!" Throw a cross at his face

2) Throw holy water at him

3) When you know he is near you, flash a flashlight in his UGLY FACE C:

4) When he is near you get some spray paint and spray it on him

5) Attach luminous stars/ANYTHING bright to you and walk next to him

6) Call him a vampire

7) Tell him he needs to exercise more

8) Pretend your flashlight doesn't work and when he least expects it shout "BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!" and turn it on.

9) When he's in your room get around him turn your lights on, scream and start kicking him. You know, as if he's a stranger in your room.

10) Steal his phone (he actually has one XD) And change his ring tone to (insert extremely girlhood song here e.g kiss kiss fall in love(( Ouran High School Host Club)))

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