Laughing Jill

1) Tell her that Jack hates her

2) Wash her make up off

3) Rip her tights

4) Write on her chainsaw "(your name here) was here! :)"

5) Cut her hair really short

6) Ask if her nose is real over and over

7) Try and steal her chainsaw

8) Make a fat guy dress up as her

9) Set Offenderman on her

10) Throw her chainsaw in the bin

Squidwards Suicide

1) Say he looks worse than Handsome squidward

2) Break the gun he used

3) Pretend to be Spongebob

4) Make fun of him being bald

5) Break his clarinet

6) Pretend to be him and make him seem retarded

7) Keep poking his most and when it moves say "What you gonna do with that big fat nose? *poke* WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE!"

8) Stare at him and when he notices and looks at you scream "DON'T STARE AT ME!!"

9) Sing "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone~!" Over and over

10) When he goes to kill you or whatever just say "wait, wait, hold the phone. Are... Those your real eyes? *insert and scared and upset face here* Why are they more fabulous than mine? D':"

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Second chapter in a day! Whoa! I don't think I have a life anymore...