Grinny

1) Pick him up by his front legs and keep him high up.

2) Ignore him and play with smile

3)  Shave his fur off

4) When he is in human form, run away with his scarf

5) Take Ms P away from him when she arrives at the mansion

6) Replace his milk with sloppy mud and put dog food in his food bowl

7) Tape a monicle, top hat and moustache to his face and when he walks in say "Well, what a gentleman!"

8) Throw him at some trees

9) Lock him in Jeff's wardrobe

10) Take his catnip and give it to Tobi

Dark Link ( He pushed me off my surf board at the beach so this is gonna be fun *evil smiles*)

1) Kick him in the balls

2) Take his hat

3) Pretend you think your talking to Jeff and whisper to Dark " Y'know, I think I prefer Dark Links rival, you know, Link." and then say "Oh shit, well... Hey dark, BYE DARK" before you run away

4) When he walks into the kitchen hit him in the face with a frying pan

5) Re-paint his bedroom his least favourite colour (green)

6) Put his hair in a pony tail

7) Replace his tunics with green dresses

8) Make him watch a lot of PewDiePie ( I think the guy is awesome, but Dark hates him with a passion, like I hate CELERY with a passion)

9) ( THE GUY ALSO HATES ANIME D:<) Make him watch.... the dreaded one.... BOKU NO PICO!!!!!!

10) (;-; I am really hating this guy now...)  Replace all of the milk with Vanilla Yazoo

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I think you guys have learnt quite a bit about me this chapter so Ill tske this and slap it in your faces. You Like? Follow and Vote.... HAHAHA JUST KIDDING I dont give (and couldn't give) a shit about those things.